About the show

Lyrics to Go is a show about bad song lyrics. Listen in as music geeks Marc Davis, Seth Ford and guests discuss songs with terrible, misunderstood or confusing lyrics.


  • 54 - Christmas In The Sand

    December 23rd, 2021  |  34 mins 31 secs
    beastiality, christmas in the sand, colbie caillat, horny, horny 4 santa, quim

    HO HO HO! Seth and Marc discuss Colbie Caillat's song about getting heat exhaustion and hallucinating getting fucked by Santa Claus and possibly Rudolph: Christmas In The Sand. This song is a wild ride and a great way to get everyone horny for the holidays. Enjoy!

  • 53 - Marry You

    December 17th, 2021  |  36 mins 46 secs
    bruno, bruno mars, coersion, insistance, marry you, mars, peer pressure

    Seth and Marc are drunk in Sin City and they don't know if it's the look in your eyes... or maybe it's the dancing juice. What they DO know is this song is weird and coercive. A song about getting drunk with someone and not taking no for an answer that ended up being everyone's marriage anthem. Wild times.

  • 52 - Whenever, Wherever

    December 10th, 2021  |  49 mins 42 secs
    anysunder, hereover, hips, shakira, thereunder, upover, whenever, wherehither, wherever

    Seth and Marc invite Kyle Anne on to the show to go through the Shakira translated trainwreck that is Whenever, Wherever. We quickly found out why the title of the song is "Suerte" in Spanish because she says the word "lucky" NINE TIMES over 3 verses. Someone should look hereover and thereunder for whoever let these lyrics get recorded and hang them by their toenails.

  • 51 - Graduation (Friends Forever)

    December 2nd, 2021  |  48 mins 35 secs
    bad everything, bad poetry, bad rhymes, friends forever, graduation, vitamin c

    Vitamins S and M breakdown Vitamin C and her song Graduation that might very well have been written for graduating the 5th grade. A song so bad its own lyrics make the rest of its lyrics barely matter and has a rhyme scheme that rivals Dr. Seuss. Also, Canon in D.... in C?!

  • 50 - Fat Lip

    November 26th, 2021  |  54 mins 20 secs
    41, being shitty, bullying, elder abuse, fat lip, sum, sum 41

    Marc and Seth hold Deryck and Co. accountable for their shitty turn-of-the-century behavior AND eagerness to rub your face in it. Laughing at old people, calling people names, not showing up for people, and much more!

  • 49 - Come On Eileen

    November 18th, 2021  |  42 mins 10 secs
    come on, come on eileen, dexys midnight runners, dirty thoughts, eileen, horniness, pretty redress

    Seth and Marc don their best paperboy outfits and pull apart Come On Eileen to see what lurks inside! As surprising as it is, this song has some great lyrics. As unsurprising as it is, this song also has some incredibly horny lyrics complete with Dexys Midnight Wingmen egging the titular Eileen on. Prepare for British Poetry.

  • 48 - I Wanna Love You Forever

    November 12th, 2021  |  50 mins 13 secs
    blowjobs, drops, edging, i wanna love you forever, jessica simpson, jesus christ, what is happening

    Seth and Marc enlist long time friend Jamie Carmichael to help power through this sexually charged and possibly religious single from Jessica Simpson. Rife with, what might be, problematic double entendres and a music video that has nothing to do with the song at all, this song poised the would-be Mickey Mouse member for a semi-illustrious music career and getting shat all over by the press.

  • 47 - Christine Sixteen

    November 5th, 2021  |  36 mins 15 secs
    christine, christine sixteen, gross ass, kiss, pedophilia, sixteen

    Seth and Marc take on the Knights In Satan's Service with their pedophile anthem Christine Sixteen. Watching a teenage girl walk out of a school? Sure! Talking about her like she's a piece of furniture? Go for it! Making references to getting a handjob right of the rip? Do it, Gene! Strap yourselves in, folks.

  • 46 - Monster Mash

    October 29th, 2021  |  51 mins 32 secs
    boris, boris pickett, chains, graveyard smash, igor the irresistable, monster mash

    Seth and Marc have to call in an expert for this MONSTER-osity... Profiles In Eccentricity's own John Fahy has been hating this song since he was a wee lad. For a very spooky Halloween episode, we've brought him in to speak about the shitty sound effects, the stupid storyline, athe full length album, and much more.

  • 45 - More Than Words

    October 22nd, 2021  |  43 mins 3 secs
    blind fetish, extreme, love languages, more than words, pornografitti, word jumble

    Marc and Seth talk love languages and confusing sentences in this week's episode with More Than Words. The first verse is like a proverbial maze that winds up with a pretty fruitless ending. This song is like if you took a funk metal band and gave them an acoustic guitar and told them to write a song about love.... oh wait,

  • 44 - One Way Or Another

    October 14th, 2021  |  51 mins 10 secs
    blondie, getcha, meetcha, one way or another, stalkers, stalking, winya

    Seth and Marc come at you with a double banger! Do you know what the words are? AND do you know why they were written? Debbie and a band full of people that aren't blonde are taking you through an 70's-80's power pop stalk fest that changes POV back and forth to get you nice and confused.

  • 43 - The Chair

    October 8th, 2021  |  39 mins 40 secs
    bumbling doofus, can i drink you a buy, drunk driving, george strait, pov, the chair

    Seth feels his oats as he and Marc take on some chart-topping 80's country. The Chair is about as close as you get to a choose-your-own-adventure awkward pick up situation. The music video is basically POV porn with everything except the porn. The whole thing is bumbling and the "reveal" is the biggest let down since Titanic. Strait trash.

  • 42 - My Sharona

    October 1st, 2021  |  35 mins 27 secs
    80's dating culture, my sharona, pederast, preatory behavoir, the knack, yikes

    Oohhhhh my little creepy one, my gross-ass one. Marc and Seth peel back the 80's power-pop shine of The Knack's 1979 hit My Sharona. It's catchy, it's got a great beat, and it tells the real story about a guy relentlessly pursuing a girl 8 years younger than him while both people are in relationships until she caves and dates you. MY YI YI YI YI WOOO!

  • 41 - The Warrior

    September 24th, 2021  |  38 mins 49 secs
    bang bang, finger guns, not patty smith, patty smyth, scandal, stereo jungle child, the warrior

    Seth and Marc crawl into the sordid world of a terrible Cats remake music video and a song that is completely lacking in direction. Who is the titular Warrior? I guess the woman that isn't having the issues? Who's the hunter? Who's the game? What the fuck is going on?

  • 40 - Legs

    September 17th, 2021  |  52 mins 50 secs
    benjy, legs, she holding leg, she's got legs, underwear ignorance, zz top

    Marc and Seth work through lyrics that read like a lost paragraph from the point of view of a sexually charged Benjy from The Sound And The Fury. It starts off just kind of weird and starts to sound like someone who doesn't know what underwear are like and gets pretty confusing with who's singing to who.

  • 39 - Hungry Like The Wolf

    September 10th, 2021  |  41 mins 16 secs
    cunnilingus, duran, duran duran, hungry like the wolf, juices like wine, lycanthropy

    Seth and Marc sift through the Stalkers Guide as written by Simon LeBon and Company with the song Hungry Like The Wolf. And they enlist the talents of Andrew Bernard to figure out some of what the hell is going on. Absolutely a banger musically but high on the creep factor.