222 - Black Betty

March 24th, 2025  |  36 mins 45 secs

Seth and Marc talk about the origins of, and the boycott called for, Ram Jam's only hit; Black Betty. Repetitious, rocking, and awkward coming from the mouths of a bunch of long-haired white dudes, this song has left a lasting impression.

221 - Beautiful Girls

March 17th, 2025  |  55 mins 15 secs

Nothing says Lyrics To Go quite like a guy telling a girl/woman that they are too beautiful that they make them want to kill themselves. Marc and Seth talk about lyrics written by a 16 year old that sound like lyrics written by a 16 year old.

220 - Longview

March 10th, 2025  |  1 hr 6 mins

boredom, dookie, green day, longview, masturbation

The dudes go through the semi-hidden meaning of a song about being bored named after a town in California; Longview. Can it really all be about jerking off because you're smoking too much pot? Yeah, pretty much.

219 - Working My Way Back To You

March 3rd, 2025  |  1 hr 7 secs

emotional abuse, frankie valli, psychological torture, spinners, working my way back to you

Seth and Marc discuss the Spinners cover of Working My Way Back To You. What is probably supposed to be passed off as a sweet song of self-reflection is really just psychological torture from a masochistic narcissist.

218 - I Kissed A Girl

February 24th, 2025  |  1 hr 19 mins

bisexual, chapstick, i kissed a girl, katy perry, kissing, lesbians

Seth and Marc invite Arden to discuss the Katy Perry smooching anthem I Kissed A Girl. Is it pro-bi or is it objectifying queer women for the sake of a hit song? Maybe both.

217 - Waterfalls

February 17th, 2025  |  1 hr 23 mins

aids, analogies, drug dealers, hiv, tlc, waterfalls

The guys go against the advice of T-Boz, Left Eye, and Chilli and chase Waterfalls by TLC where they discuss sex worker kinks, drug dealers, and whether or not "chasing waterfalls" is a good analogy.

216 - Invisible

February 10th, 2025  |  1 hr 19 mins

clay aiken, d-side, emotional manipulation, invisible, stalkers, stalking

Seth and Marc are graced with the presence of "Chef" Kevin Bartelt of Hollywood Handbook/We're Here To Help/Action Boyz/etc. fame to talk about the troublesome single Invisible. Originally performed by Irish boy band D-Side, Clay Aiken actually heard it and decided to put out his own version. What we want to know is... why?

215 - Cancelled

February 3rd, 2025  |  1 hr 24 mins

cancelled, give me a break, motley crue, woke mobs, wokeness

The faint smell of Aqua-Net is in the air... Seth and Marc call upon the expertise of metal lover Doug to discuss the new Motley Crue single Cancelled. This is them at their worst trying desperately to drum up a new fanbase that hates the "woke mob." Unsurprisingly, it sucks.

214 - Freaxxx

January 27th, 2025  |  1 hr 19 mins

autotune, awful music, brokencyde, club, crunkcore, freaxxx, panties

Seth and Marc invite past guest Nick to talk about a song he referred to as "hot doo-doo ass"; Freaxxx by Brokencyde. There is not much to say about this song other than it is horrendous and I'm sorry we did it.

213 - Take On Me

January 20th, 2025  |  53 mins 44 secs

80's, a-ha, falsetto, synth galore, take me on, take on me

The dudes try their hand at a rough translation of the 80's a-ha hit Take On Me. Is this a case of Norwegian-to-English mayhem or is it just stupid and kind of creepy?

212 - Blurred Lines

January 13th, 2025  |  1 hr 32 mins

alan thicke, blurred lines, date rape culture, i know you want it, pharrell, robin thicke, t.i., yowzers

This week, the guys go over one of the creepiest hits of the 21st century so far... Blurred Lines by nepo-baby Robin Thicke. Contrary to popular belief, we do not "want it." Yikes.

211 - Slam Dunk (Da Funk)

January 6th, 2025  |  1 hr 6 mins

5ive, basketball, boy bands, five, freaky, funky, slam dunk, slam dunk (da funk)

The guys take a trip across the pond to listen to British boy band 5ive and their first hit single Slam Dunk (Da Funk.) It is chock full of basketball references that sound like they come from someone who heard about basketball from a distant friend once. They also talk about merging their penii together.

210 - I'm Yours

December 30th, 2024  |  1 hr 15 mins

fedoras, giving, hitchhiking, i'm yours, jason mraz, love

Seth and Marc talk about their love-hate relationship with Jason Mraz and, particularly, the cheesiness of his song I'm Yours which goes into his philosophy about giving and love like it was written by a college flunky on MDMA.

209 - Baby, It's Cold Outside

December 23rd, 2024  |  1 hr 26 mins

baby it's cold outside, consent, dean martin, john legend, kelly clarkson, pressure

The guys invite first time guests Chris and Crissy to talk about the elephant in the holiday room... Baby, It's Cold Outside. Is it as bad as people say? Is it worse? We have a lengthy discussion about the lyrics, consent, and modern covers.

208 - Cherry Pie

December 16th, 2024  |  53 mins 31 secs

cherry pie, homoerotocism, licking the beater, warrant, water

The guys talk about the Warrant hit single that almost never was: Cherry Pie. Written at the last moment and changing the course of direction for the band, this song is riddled with terrible lyrics that sound like they were written by a bunch of horny 20-something year olds... oh wait.

207 - Abracadabra

December 9th, 2024  |  1 hr 1 min

Seth and Marc pull the lyrics for Steve Miller Band's Abracadabra out of a big ol' hat to talk about how terrible they are. Apparently about a variety of things including Diana Ross, the Original Amateur Hour, and panties with angels' faces on them, this song is a doozy. Unfortunately, they are not able to make them disappear.