236 - Dead In Hollywood

June 30th, 2025  |  1 hr 3 mins

dead in hollywood, dracula, etc., horror movies, leather face, murderdolls, vincent price

Seth and Marc invite good friend and recovering shitty-music lover Nick back to talk about an embarrassing song that is supposedly a "homage" to horror movies by Murderdolls. The song is called Dead In Hollywood and we wish they were.

235 - Always Be My Baby

June 23rd, 2025  |  1 hr 6 mins

always be my baby, mariah carey, stage 5 clinger, yikes

The guys continue with their guest-a-thon when they invite Jamie back to talk about the Mariah Carey stage 5 clinger hit Always Be My Baby. How much of a pass does Mariah get because she's well... Mariah? Not a whole lot.

234 - Werewolves Of London

June 16th, 2025  |  56 mins 31 secs

dance crazes that never were, lycanthropy, warren zevon, werewolves of london

AWOOOOO! Seth and Marc invite close friend and Zevon-lover Fletcher back to talk about Werewolves of London. Is this song about anything deeper than a Chinese food-loving lycanthrope living in England? Seth and James Taylor say yes, but everyone else disagrees.

233 - Concrete Angel

June 9th, 2025  |  1 hr 13 mins

child abuse, concrete angel, depression, martina mcrbride, sad, sadness

The guys invite past guest Kristin back to wallow in the sadness that she created by suggesting Concrete Angel by Martina McBride. Listed number 1 on Rolling Stones' list of saddest songs, this one is just trying to punch you in the face with depression. And it works.

232 - You Get What You Give

June 2nd, 2025  |  1 hr 33 mins

anti-establishment, gregg alexander, mercedes-benz smashing, new radicals, whining, you get what you give

Seth and Marc discuss the one-hit blunder You Get What You Give by New Radicals. A whiny anti-establishment song by someone who is putting out albums paid for by people who are the establishment is a bit of a strange choice and we hate it.

231 - Busy Woman

May 26th, 2025  |  1 hr 2 mins

busy woman, double entendres, horny, horny and scary, innuendos, sabrina carpenter, scary

The guys talk about the ultra-horny (and ultra frightening) lyrics to Sabrina Carpenter's anthem for this fast-paced world; Busy Woman. Dripping wet with sexual innuendos and shooting loads of double entendres everywhere she goes, Sabrina lets us know how quickly she'll come if you want her and also warns us of what happens if you don't.

230 - Blame It

May 19th, 2025  |  1 hr 16 mins

blame it, blaming it on alcohol, goose, henny, jamie foxx, patron, predating, t pain

The guys listen to the extremely predatory Blame It by famed entertainer Jamie Foxx and featuring T Pain. At last; An anthem for men who purposefully get women drunk to lower their inhibitions even after they're told that they don't want to pursue anything sexual.

229 - The Joker

May 12th, 2025  |  1 hr 1 min

gaslighting, midnight toker, smoker, steve miller, steve miller band, the joker, toker

Marc and Seth delve into the last Steve Miller Band song they'll ever do..... maybe. The Joker by Steve Miller Band is a self-referential nightmare with made-up words that were stolen from other songs that made up words AND nearly a whole verse that was stolen. And all for.... THIS?

228 - All My Life

May 5th, 2025  |  1 hr 16 mins

all my life, dave grohl, foo fighters, one by one, sexy time

Marc and Seth invite long-time bud and food magician Skyler to talk about the Foo Fighters song All My Life. The gang pulls back the curtain on what this song is apparently about and try to make heads and/or tails of how it all fits together.

227 - Try That In A Small Town

April 28th, 2025  |  1 hr 13 mins

bad ol' boys, good ol' boys, jason aldean, jason aldine williams, lynching, racism, try that in a small town

Oftentimes, they guys cover songs that have flown under the radar with their offensive or terrible lyrics... and sometimes, they cover songs like Jason Aldean's Try That In A Small Town. Woefully ignorant, dangerous, and replete with a music video with one of the worst backdrops in history. Bad all around.

226 - Steal My Kisses

April 21st, 2025  |  54 mins 12 secs

ben harper, innocent criminals, kiss theft, red flags, stalking, steal my kisses

Seth and Marc discuss the openly creepy Steal My Kisses by Ben Harper and his Innocent Criminals. It's rare that someone openly admits to crossing state lines to kiss a woman against their will but here we are.

225 - Break Up With Your Girlfriend, I'm Bored

April 14th, 2025  |  1 hr 7 secs

ariana big, ariana grande, boredom, break up with your girlfriend, homewreckers, i'm bore

Marc and Seth are rocked on their heels by the bold-faced title of Ariana Grande's hit single Break Up With Your Girlfriend, I'm Bored. And to no one's surprise, the lyrics are even worse.

224 - Don't Worry, Be Happy

April 7th, 2025  |  52 mins 12 secs

acapella, be happy, bobby mcferrin, don't worry, meher baba, toxic positivity

The guys welcome the inimitable Dave Hill to discuss the overtly positive acapella hit Don't Worry, Be Happy by Bobby McFerrin. How would you feel if you were being kicked out of your home and some guy is telling you that being sad about it is making other people sad? Just shut up already.

223 - The Impression That I Get

March 31st, 2025  |  1 hr 19 mins

The guys re-invite two close friends and beloved guests, Tim and Mike, to talk about ska music... specifically, the lyrics to the only ska song that hit number one in the 90's: The Impression That I Get by the Mighty Mighty Bosstones. Is it a sweet song? Do the lyrics read like the singer muttering to himself? It could be a bit of both.

222 - Black Betty

March 24th, 2025  |  36 mins 45 secs

Seth and Marc talk about the origins of, and the boycott called for, Ram Jam's only hit; Black Betty. Repetitious, rocking, and awkward coming from the mouths of a bunch of long-haired white dudes, this song has left a lasting impression.

221 - Beautiful Girls

March 17th, 2025  |  55 mins 15 secs

Nothing says Lyrics To Go quite like a guy telling a girl/woman that they are too beautiful that they make them want to kill themselves. Marc and Seth talk about lyrics written by a 16 year old that sound like lyrics written by a 16 year old.