Episode Archive
245 episodes of Lyrics To Go since the first episode, which aired on December 17th, 2020.
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244 - Burnin' For You
August 25th, 2025 | 1 hr 1 min
blue oyster cult, buck dharma, burnin' for you, heavy metal, soft white underbelly, umlauts
Seth and Marc get deep into the repetitive lyrics for Blue Oyster Cult's last hit Burnin' For You. What does it all mean and does it even matter when a song rocks this hard?
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243 - Two Princes
August 18th, 2025 | 1 hr 9 mins
adoration, pocketful of kryptonite, rockets, spin doctors, two princes
The guys are on a roll and decide to talk about the Spin Doctor's hit song Two Princes. This one leaves a lot of questions to be answered. Who wants to have rockets bought for them? Should that person be trusted? Are these lyrics all about one prince? And why does this guy think "no future" is a selling point?
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242 - If You Wanna Be Happy
August 11th, 2025 | 49 mins 41 secs
empty marriages, if you wanna be happy, jimmy soul, roaring lion, sexism
Seth and Marc dust off the ol' classic If You Wanna Be Happy as made famous by Jimmy Soul. Somehow, it manages to simultaneously make "pretty" and "ugly" women feel terrible in one fell swoop and, at the same time, make marriage sound like a worthless endeavor. Impressive!
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241 - Real American
August 4th, 2025 | 1 hr 4 mins
hulk hogan, jingoism, patriotism, racism, real american, rick derringer, terry bollea, union busting, wwe, wwf
Seth and Marc discuss the legacy of Terry Bollea (aka Hulk Hogan) before trudging through the jingoistic 2nd grade poetry that is Real American as sung by Rick Derringer. A song that has aged like the Cold War, there is some interesting history to be learned and some talk to be had about what makes someone indefensible.
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240 - It's No Good
July 28th, 2025 | 57 mins 50 secs
control freak, depeche mode, domineering, it's no good, yowzers
The guys talk about the Depeche Mode sleeper single It's No Good. Is it a big surprise that this band wrote a macabre song about being obsessed with someone like this? In hindsight, hell no.
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239 - Sacred Trust
July 21st, 2025 | 1 hr 6 mins
bee gees, one true voice, sacred trust, what in the hell
Seth and Marc take on another boy band from across The Pond... this time in the form of One True Voice's cover of the Bee Gee's stinker Sacred Trust. What starts off as a bewildering set of lyrics possibly turns into one of the biggest realizations in L2G history!
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238 - Hash Pipe
July 14th, 2025 | 1 hr 7 mins
hash pipe, santa monica, the green album, transvestite prostitutes, trix, weezer
Seth and Marc finally rip off the Weezer band aid and talk about the beginning of the decline of the band with their first post-Matt Sharp single Hash Pipe. What is it, what is it about, and how was it written? Does anything matter anymore?
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237 - Good Morning Little Schoolgirl
July 7th, 2025 | 54 mins 19 secs
blues, cognitive decline, good morning little schoolgirl, predatory behavior, rod stewart, sonny boy williamson
The guys just can't stay away from Rod Stewart who always has a creepy one in the chamber. This time, it's a blues cover called Good Morning Little Schoolgirl; his first single for Decca Records. Surprisingly, this isn't the creepiest song he does though it does raise the ol' hackles.
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236 - Dead In Hollywood
June 30th, 2025 | 1 hr 3 mins
dead in hollywood, dracula, etc., horror movies, leather face, murderdolls, vincent price
Seth and Marc invite good friend and recovering shitty-music lover Nick back to talk about an embarrassing song that is supposedly a "homage" to horror movies by Murderdolls. The song is called Dead In Hollywood and we wish they were.
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235 - Always Be My Baby
June 23rd, 2025 | 1 hr 6 mins
always be my baby, mariah carey, stage 5 clinger, yikes
The guys continue with their guest-a-thon when they invite Jamie back to talk about the Mariah Carey stage 5 clinger hit Always Be My Baby. How much of a pass does Mariah get because she's well... Mariah? Not a whole lot.
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234 - Werewolves Of London
June 16th, 2025 | 56 mins 31 secs
dance crazes that never were, lycanthropy, warren zevon, werewolves of london
AWOOOOO! Seth and Marc invite close friend and Zevon-lover Fletcher back to talk about Werewolves of London. Is this song about anything deeper than a Chinese food-loving lycanthrope living in England? Seth and James Taylor say yes, but everyone else disagrees.
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233 - Concrete Angel
June 9th, 2025 | 1 hr 13 mins
child abuse, concrete angel, depression, martina mcrbride, sad, sadness
The guys invite past guest Kristin back to wallow in the sadness that she created by suggesting Concrete Angel by Martina McBride. Listed number 1 on Rolling Stones' list of saddest songs, this one is just trying to punch you in the face with depression. And it works.
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232 - You Get What You Give
June 2nd, 2025 | 1 hr 33 mins
anti-establishment, gregg alexander, mercedes-benz smashing, new radicals, whining, you get what you give
Seth and Marc discuss the one-hit blunder You Get What You Give by New Radicals. A whiny anti-establishment song by someone who is putting out albums paid for by people who are the establishment is a bit of a strange choice and we hate it.
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231 - Busy Woman
May 26th, 2025 | 1 hr 2 mins
busy woman, double entendres, horny, horny and scary, innuendos, sabrina carpenter, scary
The guys talk about the ultra-horny (and ultra frightening) lyrics to Sabrina Carpenter's anthem for this fast-paced world; Busy Woman. Dripping wet with sexual innuendos and shooting loads of double entendres everywhere she goes, Sabrina lets us know how quickly she'll come if you want her and also warns us of what happens if you don't.
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230 - Blame It
May 19th, 2025 | 1 hr 16 mins
blame it, blaming it on alcohol, goose, henny, jamie foxx, patron, predating, t pain
The guys listen to the extremely predatory Blame It by famed entertainer Jamie Foxx and featuring T Pain. At last; An anthem for men who purposefully get women drunk to lower their inhibitions even after they're told that they don't want to pursue anything sexual.
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229 - The Joker
May 12th, 2025 | 1 hr 1 min
gaslighting, midnight toker, smoker, steve miller, steve miller band, the joker, toker
Marc and Seth delve into the last Steve Miller Band song they'll ever do..... maybe. The Joker by Steve Miller Band is a self-referential nightmare with made-up words that were stolen from other songs that made up words AND nearly a whole verse that was stolen. And all for.... THIS?