231 - Busy Woman

May 26th, 2025  |  1 hr 2 mins

busy woman, double entendres, horny, horny and scary, innuendos, sabrina carpenter, scary

The guys talk about the ultra-horny (and ultra frightening) lyrics to Sabrina Carpenter's anthem for this fast-paced world; Busy Woman. Dripping wet with sexual innuendos and shooting loads of double entendres everywhere she goes, Sabrina lets us know how quickly she'll come if you want her and also warns us of what happens if you don't.

230 - Blame It

May 19th, 2025  |  1 hr 16 mins

blame it, blaming it on alcohol, goose, henny, jamie foxx, patron, predating, t pain

The guys listen to the extremely predatory Blame It by famed entertainer Jamie Foxx and featuring T Pain. At last; An anthem for men who purposefully get women drunk to lower their inhibitions even after they're told that they don't want to pursue anything sexual.

229 - The Joker

May 12th, 2025  |  1 hr 1 min

gaslighting, midnight toker, smoker, steve miller, steve miller band, the joker, toker

Marc and Seth delve into the last Steve Miller Band song they'll ever do..... maybe. The Joker by Steve Miller Band is a self-referential nightmare with made-up words that were stolen from other songs that made up words AND nearly a whole verse that was stolen. And all for.... THIS?

228 - All My Life

May 5th, 2025  |  1 hr 16 mins

all my life, dave grohl, foo fighters, one by one, sexy time

Marc and Seth invite long-time bud and food magician Skyler to talk about the Foo Fighters song All My Life. The gang pulls back the curtain on what this song is apparently about and try to make heads and/or tails of how it all fits together.

227 - Try That In A Small Town

April 28th, 2025  |  1 hr 13 mins

bad ol' boys, good ol' boys, jason aldean, jason aldine williams, lynching, racism, try that in a small town

Oftentimes, they guys cover songs that have flown under the radar with their offensive or terrible lyrics... and sometimes, they cover songs like Jason Aldean's Try That In A Small Town. Woefully ignorant, dangerous, and replete with a music video with one of the worst backdrops in history. Bad all around.

226 - Steal My Kisses

April 21st, 2025  |  54 mins 12 secs

ben harper, innocent criminals, kiss theft, red flags, stalking, steal my kisses

Seth and Marc discuss the openly creepy Steal My Kisses by Ben Harper and his Innocent Criminals. It's rare that someone openly admits to crossing state lines to kiss a woman against their will but here we are.

225 - Break Up With Your Girlfriend, I'm Bored

April 14th, 2025  |  1 hr 7 secs

ariana big, ariana grande, boredom, break up with your girlfriend, homewreckers, i'm bore

Marc and Seth are rocked on their heels by the bold-faced title of Ariana Grande's hit single Break Up With Your Girlfriend, I'm Bored. And to no one's surprise, the lyrics are even worse.

224 - Don't Worry, Be Happy

April 7th, 2025  |  52 mins 12 secs

acapella, be happy, bobby mcferrin, don't worry, meher baba, toxic positivity

The guys welcome the inimitable Dave Hill to discuss the overtly positive acapella hit Don't Worry, Be Happy by Bobby McFerrin. How would you feel if you were being kicked out of your home and some guy is telling you that being sad about it is making other people sad? Just shut up already.

223 - The Impression That I Get

March 31st, 2025  |  1 hr 19 mins

The guys re-invite two close friends and beloved guests, Tim and Mike, to talk about ska music... specifically, the lyrics to the only ska song that hit number one in the 90's: The Impression That I Get by the Mighty Mighty Bosstones. Is it a sweet song? Do the lyrics read like the singer muttering to himself? It could be a bit of both.

222 - Black Betty

March 24th, 2025  |  36 mins 45 secs

Seth and Marc talk about the origins of, and the boycott called for, Ram Jam's only hit; Black Betty. Repetitious, rocking, and awkward coming from the mouths of a bunch of long-haired white dudes, this song has left a lasting impression.

221 - Beautiful Girls

March 17th, 2025  |  55 mins 15 secs

Nothing says Lyrics To Go quite like a guy telling a girl/woman that they are too beautiful that they make them want to kill themselves. Marc and Seth talk about lyrics written by a 16 year old that sound like lyrics written by a 16 year old.

220 - Longview

March 10th, 2025  |  1 hr 6 mins

boredom, dookie, green day, longview, masturbation

The dudes go through the semi-hidden meaning of a song about being bored named after a town in California; Longview. Can it really all be about jerking off because you're smoking too much pot? Yeah, pretty much.

219 - Working My Way Back To You

March 3rd, 2025  |  1 hr 7 secs

emotional abuse, frankie valli, psychological torture, spinners, working my way back to you

Seth and Marc discuss the Spinners cover of Working My Way Back To You. What is probably supposed to be passed off as a sweet song of self-reflection is really just psychological torture from a masochistic narcissist.

218 - I Kissed A Girl

February 24th, 2025  |  1 hr 19 mins

bisexual, chapstick, i kissed a girl, katy perry, kissing, lesbians

Seth and Marc invite Arden to discuss the Katy Perry smooching anthem I Kissed A Girl. Is it pro-bi or is it objectifying queer women for the sake of a hit song? Maybe both.

217 - Waterfalls

February 17th, 2025  |  1 hr 23 mins

aids, analogies, drug dealers, hiv, tlc, waterfalls

The guys go against the advice of T-Boz, Left Eye, and Chilli and chase Waterfalls by TLC where they discuss sex worker kinks, drug dealers, and whether or not "chasing waterfalls" is a good analogy.

216 - Invisible

February 10th, 2025  |  1 hr 19 mins

clay aiken, d-side, emotional manipulation, invisible, stalkers, stalking

Seth and Marc are graced with the presence of "Chef" Kevin Bartelt of Hollywood Handbook/We're Here To Help/Action Boyz/etc. fame to talk about the troublesome single Invisible. Originally performed by Irish boy band D-Side, Clay Aiken actually heard it and decided to put out his own version. What we want to know is... why?