Lyrics to Go is a show about bad song lyrics. Listen in as music geeks Marc Davis, Seth Ford and guests discuss songs with terrible, misunderstood or confusing lyrics.
December 23rd, 2021 | 34 mins 31 secs
beastiality, christmas in the sand, colbie caillat, horny, horny 4 santa, quim
HO HO HO! Seth and Marc discuss Colbie Caillat's song about getting heat exhaustion and hallucinating getting fucked by Santa Claus and possibly Rudolph: Christmas In The Sand. This song is a wild ride and a great way to get everyone horny for the holidays. Enjoy!
December 17th, 2021 | 36 mins 46 secs
bruno, bruno mars, coersion, insistance, marry you, mars, peer pressure
Seth and Marc are drunk in Sin City and they don't know if it's the look in your eyes... or maybe it's the dancing juice. What they DO know is this song is weird and coercive. A song about getting drunk with someone and not taking no for an answer that ended up being everyone's marriage anthem. Wild times.
December 10th, 2021 | 49 mins 42 secs
anysunder, hereover, hips, shakira, thereunder, upover, whenever, wherehither, wherever
Seth and Marc invite Kyle Anne on to the show to go through the Shakira translated trainwreck that is Whenever, Wherever. We quickly found out why the title of the song is "Suerte" in Spanish because she says the word "lucky" NINE TIMES over 3 verses. Someone should look hereover and thereunder for whoever let these lyrics get recorded and hang them by their toenails.
December 2nd, 2021 | 48 mins 35 secs
bad everything, bad poetry, bad rhymes, friends forever, graduation, vitamin c
Vitamins S and M breakdown Vitamin C and her song Graduation that might very well have been written for graduating the 5th grade. A song so bad its own lyrics make the rest of its lyrics barely matter and has a rhyme scheme that rivals Dr. Seuss. Also, Canon in D.... in C?!
November 26th, 2021 | 54 mins 20 secs
41, being shitty, bullying, elder abuse, fat lip, sum, sum 41
Marc and Seth hold Deryck and Co. accountable for their shitty turn-of-the-century behavior AND eagerness to rub your face in it. Laughing at old people, calling people names, not showing up for people, and much more!
November 18th, 2021 | 42 mins 10 secs
come on, come on eileen, dexys midnight runners, dirty thoughts, eileen, horniness, pretty redress
Seth and Marc don their best paperboy outfits and pull apart Come On Eileen to see what lurks inside! As surprising as it is, this song has some great lyrics. As unsurprising as it is, this song also has some incredibly horny lyrics complete with Dexys Midnight Wingmen egging the titular Eileen on. Prepare for British Poetry.
November 12th, 2021 | 50 mins 13 secs
blowjobs, drops, edging, i wanna love you forever, jessica simpson, jesus christ, what is happening
Seth and Marc enlist long time friend Jamie Carmichael to help power through this sexually charged and possibly religious single from Jessica Simpson. Rife with, what might be, problematic double entendres and a music video that has nothing to do with the song at all, this song poised the would-be Mickey Mouse member for a semi-illustrious music career and getting shat all over by the press.
November 5th, 2021 | 36 mins 15 secs
christine, christine sixteen, gross ass, kiss, pedophilia, sixteen
Seth and Marc take on the Knights In Satan's Service with their pedophile anthem Christine Sixteen. Watching a teenage girl walk out of a school? Sure! Talking about her like she's a piece of furniture? Go for it! Making references to getting a handjob right of the rip? Do it, Gene! Strap yourselves in, folks.
October 29th, 2021 | 51 mins 32 secs
boris, boris pickett, chains, graveyard smash, igor the irresistable, monster mash
Seth and Marc have to call in an expert for this MONSTER-osity... Profiles In Eccentricity's own John Fahy has been hating this song since he was a wee lad. For a very spooky Halloween episode, we've brought him in to speak about the shitty sound effects, the stupid storyline, athe full length album, and much more.
October 22nd, 2021 | 43 mins 3 secs
blind fetish, extreme, love languages, more than words, pornografitti, word jumble
Marc and Seth talk love languages and confusing sentences in this week's episode with More Than Words. The first verse is like a proverbial maze that winds up with a pretty fruitless ending. This song is like if you took a funk metal band and gave them an acoustic guitar and told them to write a song about love.... oh wait,
October 14th, 2021 | 51 mins 10 secs
blondie, getcha, meetcha, one way or another, stalkers, stalking, winya
Seth and Marc come at you with a double banger! Do you know what the words are? AND do you know why they were written? Debbie and a band full of people that aren't blonde are taking you through an 70's-80's power pop stalk fest that changes POV back and forth to get you nice and confused.
October 8th, 2021 | 39 mins 40 secs
bumbling doofus, can i drink you a buy, drunk driving, george strait, pov, the chair
Seth feels his oats as he and Marc take on some chart-topping 80's country. The Chair is about as close as you get to a choose-your-own-adventure awkward pick up situation. The music video is basically POV porn with everything except the porn. The whole thing is bumbling and the "reveal" is the biggest let down since Titanic. Strait trash.
October 1st, 2021 | 35 mins 27 secs
80's dating culture, my sharona, pederast, preatory behavoir, the knack, yikes
Oohhhhh my little creepy one, my gross-ass one. Marc and Seth peel back the 80's power-pop shine of The Knack's 1979 hit My Sharona. It's catchy, it's got a great beat, and it tells the real story about a guy relentlessly pursuing a girl 8 years younger than him while both people are in relationships until she caves and dates you. MY YI YI YI YI WOOO!
September 24th, 2021 | 38 mins 49 secs
bang bang, finger guns, not patty smith, patty smyth, scandal, stereo jungle child, the warrior
Seth and Marc crawl into the sordid world of a terrible Cats remake music video and a song that is completely lacking in direction. Who is the titular Warrior? I guess the woman that isn't having the issues? Who's the hunter? Who's the game? What the fuck is going on?
September 17th, 2021 | 52 mins 50 secs
benjy, legs, she holding leg, she's got legs, underwear ignorance, zz top
Marc and Seth work through lyrics that read like a lost paragraph from the point of view of a sexually charged Benjy from The Sound And The Fury. It starts off just kind of weird and starts to sound like someone who doesn't know what underwear are like and gets pretty confusing with who's singing to who.
September 10th, 2021 | 41 mins 16 secs
cunnilingus, duran, duran duran, hungry like the wolf, juices like wine, lycanthropy
Seth and Marc sift through the Stalkers Guide as written by Simon LeBon and Company with the song Hungry Like The Wolf. And they enlist the talents of Andrew Bernard to figure out some of what the hell is going on. Absolutely a banger musically but high on the creep factor.