Episode Archive

33 episodes of Lyrics To Go since the first episode, which aired on December 17th, 2020.

  • 17 - Summer Girls

    April 9th, 2021  |  52 mins 22 secs
    band death, funkie, girls, lfo, lyte, mmer girls, ones, pro-choice, summer

    Seth and Marc peel back a few layers of the lyrical onion that is the 1999 feel-good(?) summer hit aptly titled Summer Girls. Filled to the brim with "inside jokes" and non-sequiturs like a glass full of lemonade on a hot July day... except lemonade is good and this song sucks.

  • 16 - Save A Horse, Ride A Cowboy

    April 2nd, 2021  |  40 mins 49 secs
    big, big and rich, horse sex, mr. hand, rich, ride a cowboy, save a horse, thoroughbred, zoo

    The guys tackle their first country song and look deep into the true meaning of Big And Rich as an entity; are they one? At the same time, they ponder the shrouded world of horse kinks and whether or not this song supports it.

  • 15 - In The Summertime

    March 26th, 2021  |  41 mins 4 secs
    anti-poor, classism, drinking, driving, in the summertime, jerry, mungo, mungo jerry, road head

    Seth and Marc invite another elusive Ford Brother into the mix. Matt helps them weed through the classism, pro-drunk driving, and forced-sex narrative of the summer feel-good hit In The Summertime.

  • 14 - Rockstar

    March 19th, 2021  |  46 mins 49 secs
    ass'les, big bathrooms, nickelback, rockstar, tassholes, tassles

    Despite owning up to the fact that they might be nice and even a tad talented, Seth and Marc take great joy in tearing apart Nickelback... specifically the schlock that is the hit song Rockstar. Overly-excited lyrics about anorexia nervosa, drug use that sounds like it would kill a small elephant, and an unhealthy addiction to all things Playboy as well as a comparison to Elvis? Get out of here.

  • 13 - Dance Hall Days

    March 12th, 2021  |  36 mins 44 secs
    american psycho, chung, creepy, dance, dancehalls, days, hall, manipulation, wang, wang chung

    Marc and Seth dive deep into the mind of the Patrick Bateman-esque singer of Wang Hung (not Hung Chung.) Join them on their nostalgic trip down memory lane back when you could grab your lady by whatever you wanted to and try to manipulate her by using her "darkest fears" against her through the power of suggestion.

  • 12 - Come With Me

    March 5th, 2021  |  1 hr 4 mins
    come with me, godzilla, gojira, mutual masturbation, p diddy, puff daddy, sean combs, sean puffy combs

    Seth and Marc welcome their first guest; Co-host of the Know Nonsense Trivia Podcast Lee Bretschneider! Together, we discuss the atrocious Puff Daddy song replete with Godzilla screams and the worst Robert Plant impression on record.

  • 11 - Hey Soul Sister

    February 26th, 2021  |  36 mins 1 sec
    cringe, hey, hey soul sister, pat monahan, soul sister, sweet moonbeam, train, untrimmed chest

    Seth and Marc put themselves through the pain and horror of TWO Train songs back-to-back. Here, the guys attempt to untangle everything from Pat Monahan's cryptic reference to a moonbeam to his untrimmed chest.

  • 10 - Drops Of Jupiter (Tell Me)

    February 19th, 2021  |  42 mins 59 secs
    deep fried chicken, drop, drops of jupiter, gas giant, me, soy latte, train

    The guys stumble upon a fact that throws all preconceived notions out the window! Luckily, the words are so shitty that they have no issues. Narcissism, possible mother-son sexual fantasties, and soy lattes. This song has it all.

  • 09 - Run For Your Life

    February 12th, 2021  |  45 mins 43 secs
    beatles, big yikes, guy, jealous, john lennon, lots of therapy, paul mccartney, the beatles, therapy, yikes

    With heaviness and sadness in their hearts, Marc and Seth have to take on one of their favorite bands of all time... which is a little easier to do when said band is threatening and gaslighting a partner they repeatedly refer to as "little girl."

  • 08 - Wango Tango

    February 5th, 2021  |  44 mins 30 secs
    car fucking, motor city madman, tango, ted nugent, the nuge, wango, wango tango

    Seth and Marc weed through the less-than-subtle Motor City Madman atrocity Wango Tango and Nuge's desire to have coitus with an automobile-cum-woman a la Diamond Dave in Panama.

  • 07 - Brown Sugar

    January 29th, 2021  |  34 mins 36 secs
    brown, fetishism, sugar, the rolling stones, weird

    On this episode, Marc and Seth come face-to-face with the troublesome lyrics of a song they both love dearly in Brown Sugar by The Rolling Stones.

  • 06 - One Week

    January 22nd, 2021  |  44 mins 18 secs
    anime, barenaked ladies, gaslighting, one week, underage girls

    Seth and Marc go line-by-line trying to figure out just what The Barenaked Ladies were trying to say with their 1998 hit tongue twister One Week but mostly fail.

  • 05 - All I Wanna Do

    January 15th, 2021  |  33 mins 2 secs
    all i wanna do, botany, flowers, lyrics, seeds

    Seth and Marc break down the real story behind Heart's 90's hit All I Wanna Do while giving them a quick lesson in flower fertilization.

  • 04 - Panama

    January 8th, 2021  |  31 mins 1 sec
    female car hybrids, halen, lyrics, panama, van, van halen

    Marc and Seth do their best to delve into the psyche of Diamond Dave and Co. in this lyrical jigsaw puzzle that may very well be talking about a car/woman hybrid straight from the Isle of Dr. Moreau.

  • 03 - Jane

    January 1st, 2021  |  34 mins 7 secs
    gaslighting, jane, jefferson, jefferson starship, lyrics, starship

    What do you get when you have a Grace Slick-less group of musicians hopped up on drugs and booze who want to gaslight and threaten a woman? You get the late 70's rock anthem Jane! Seth and Marc read and piece together exactly what Jefferson Starship is trying to get at and count the many times the titular Jane's desires to be free are questioned.

  • 02 - Fuck Wit Dre Day (And Everybody's Celebratin')

    December 25th, 2020  |  37 mins 59 secs
    control, dr. dre, emcee, fuck wit dre, funky shit, lyrics, maestro, producer, rap

    In the truly first recorded episode of L2G, Seth and Marc take on the homo-erotic lyrics of a rap classic while also working out the kinks of what kind of penis would be needed to fit through gapped teeth.