Seth Ford is a local musician, husband, father, and all around good guy. He loves fishing, long walks on the beach, and all things Florida.
Seth Ford has hosted 202 Episodes.
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185 - This Is Why I'm Hot
July 8th, 2024 | 1 hr 14 mins
mims, mr. mims, this is why i'm hot, unnecessary rudeness
Seth and Marc go through the daunting task of reading through all three verses of MiMS' breakout hit This Is Why I'm Hot. SPOILER ALERT: Why is he hot? Simple.... because he is.
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184 - Do Me!
July 1st, 2024 | 59 mins 44 secs
bell biv devoe, do me, do me!, statutory rape, tantric sex
Davis Ford take on the troublesome lyrics of Bell Biv DeVoe's Do Me! (replete with exclamation mark) A "song about sex" according to Billboard, the ex-New Edition members Trojan-Horsed a very troubling bit in the second verse allegedly written by a very famous rapper.
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183 - Unborn Child
June 24th, 2024 | 1 hr 11 mins
abortion rights, emotional manipulation, roe v wade, seals and crofts, unborn child
Seth and Marc battle head-on against James and Dash (better known as Seals & Crofts) as they discuss the song Unborn Child. Based off of a poem written by a producers wife, the easy rock duo sing to a fetus that can't hear them and be really fucking shitty.
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182 - Dirty Work
June 17th, 2024 | 1 hr 15 mins
adultery, chess, dirty work, donald fagan, steely dan, the dan, walter becker
Marc and Seth have a little too much fun talking about the lyrics to Steely Dan's non-single but single-esque Dirty Work. This one was an editing nightmare and it's still over an hour. What is this dirty work they're speaking of?
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181 - Turning Japanese
June 10th, 2024 | 1 hr 27 mins
i really think so, racism, sixteen candles, the vapors, the vapours, turning japanese
Marc and Seth dig into what it means to be Turning Japanese as sung by The Vapors. Rife with stereotypes in both music AND music video, the guys talk about the creepy lyrics and the line between paying homage to a culture and shitting all over it.
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180 - Greased Lightning
June 3rd, 2024 | 1 hr 6 mins
back problems, grease, grease the movie, grease the musical, john travolta, pain pill addiction
Seth and Marc throw on some white t-shirts, slick their pompadours up with some pomade, and look under the hood of the musical-turned-hit-single Greased Lightning. Watch out if the kids are in the car as these lyrics contain some pretty strange sexual terms and complete lack of knowledge about cars.
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179 - That Summer
May 27th, 2024 | 1 hr 27 mins
chris gaines, country music, garth brooks, improper workplace etiquette, leather hands, power imbalance, that summer, the chase
Seth basks in the glory of country music and Marc sits idly by as they dissect the lyrics to the predatory That Summer by Garth Brooks. Listen to the tale of Ol' Leatherhands and what she does to a teenage boy.
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178 - Bad Medicine
May 20th, 2024 | 1 hr 18 mins
bad medicine, bon jovi, jon bongiovi, new jersey, terrible medical analogies
Seth and Marc need 10cc's of medical knowledge given to Bon Jovi STAT! The guys try to figure out what makes medicine "bad," why no one else is able to help the narrator, and discuss fake endings.
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177 - High Hopes
May 13th, 2024 | 1 hr 19 mins
brendon urie, capitalism run amok, high holes, mainfest destiny, panic at the disco, panic! at the disco, the crusades
Marc and Seth invite guest and dear friend Mike to look through the unrecommended-history-laden lyrics of High Hopes by Panic! At The Disco. What's worse: Making people who never made it feel like absolute trash or bringing up Manifest Destiny?
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176 - Mmmbop
May 6th, 2024 | 46 mins 28 secs
flowers, hanson, middle of nowhere, mmmbop, scatting, teenage lyrics
The guys dismantle a song that was described as "unintelligible" by one critic; Hanson's breakaway single Mmmbop. A mixture of "did you know" and "these lyrics were written by teenagers," we discuss how good they sound now and the possibilities of knowing which flowers you're planting.
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175 - My Life Would Suck Without You
April 29th, 2024 | 1 hr 6 mins
kelly clarkson, let him go, my life would suck without you, self-gaslighting
Marc and Seth work through Kelly Clarkson's single "My Life Would Suck Without You," her self-professed "anti-boy-bashing song." The thing is if there was ever a time for her to bash a guy, it would be now. Don't sell yourself out, Kelly!
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174 - Cumbersome
April 22nd, 2024 | 1 hr 4 mins
7 mary 3, american standard, cumbersome, david and goliath, poetry, seven mary three
The guys dig deep into the high school poetry that makes up the lyrics of 7 Mary 3's hit Cumbersome. Overflowing with self-reference and Eddie Vedder's impressions, this song will make it so you don't know if you're coming or going. Oh yeah, no. Yeah yeah, no no. Yeah. No.
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173 - Family Man
April 15th, 2024 | 1 hr 12 mins
family man, hall and oates. daryl hall, houses of ill repute, john oates, restraining order, sex work
Seth and Marc talk Hall & Oates with their cover of the Mike Oldfield-penned Family Man. A sex worker propositions a man who rebuffs her advances while also telling her that if she keeps asking, he might say yes. Who is in the wrong here and does he give in?
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172 - We Built This City
April 8th, 2024 | 1 hr 14 mins
jefferson airplane, jefferson starship, rock and roll architecture, starship, we built this city
Seth and Marc revisit a band they haven't talked about since episode 3... Starship's "We Built This City." Highly regarded as one of the worst songs of the 80's by some publications and one of the worst songs ever by others, where do the guys think it stacks up?
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171 - Holding Out For A Hero
April 1st, 2024 | 1 hr 8 mins
bonnie tyler, footloose, holding out for a hero, time-sensitive herocism, unrealistic standards
Marc and Seth read off the litany of prerequisites to be Bonnie Tyler's titular hero in Holding Out For A Hero and feel bad about themselves. Also, why does she need someone who is fresh from a fight? What is she not telling us? And what does this have to do with Footloose?!
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170 - Dancing In The Moonlight
March 25th, 2024 | 42 mins 6 secs
boffalongo, dancing in the moonlight, king harvest, song stories, wowzers
The dudes look at the lyrics to King Harvest's twinkly version of Dancing In The Moonlight. However, it's the story behind the song that is the much bigger reveal here.