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  <title>297 - The Hardest Ever</title>
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  <itunes:subtitle>The Guys talk about the nearly universally-panned single T.H.E. (The Hardest Ever.) So awful that J-Lo has never mentioned it aside from posting the music video when it was first released, this song is about as bad as you can get without talking about endangering peoples' well-being and/or safety. </itunes:subtitle>
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  <title>192 - Too Close</title>
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  <itunes:subtitle>Seth and Marc bump and grind to the late 90's boner-themed Too Close by Next. How did anyone take this song seriously?! A song about getting a hard on from dancing close to a woman who then tells him "enough is enough."</itunes:subtitle>
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