The guys dig deep into the high school poetry that makes up the lyrics of 7 Mary 3's hit Cumbersome. Overflowing with self-reference and Eddie Vedder's impressions, this song will make it so you don't know if you're coming or going. Oh yeah, no. Yeah yeah, no no. Yeah. No.
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","summary":"Seth and Marc talk Hall & Oates with their cover of the Mike Oldfield-penned Family Man. A sex worker propositions a man who rebuffs her advances while also telling her that if she keeps asking, he might say yes. Who is in the wrong here and does he give in?","date_published":"2024-04-15T00:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/4b4bcdcd-6ee7-402f-a6b2-b8fe36ba8e1d.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":61278063,"duration_in_seconds":4376}]},{"id":"1d35c379-c62b-429b-8f2a-1e902108d939","title":"172 - We Built This City","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/webuiltthiscity","content_text":"Seth and Marc revisit a band they haven't talked about since episode 3... Starship's \"We Built This City.\" Highly regarded as one of the worst songs of the 80's by some publications and one of the worst songs ever by others, where do the guys think it stack","content_html":"Seth and Marc revisit a band they haven't talked about since episode 3... Starship's "We Built This City." Highly regarded as one of the worst songs of the 80's by some publications and one of the worst songs ever by others, where do the guys think it stack
","summary":"Seth and Marc revisit a band they haven't talked about since episode 3... Starship's \"We Built This City.\" Highly regarded as one of the worst songs of the 80's by some publications and one of the worst songs ever by others, where do the guys think it stacks up?","date_published":"2024-04-08T01:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/1d35c379-c62b-429b-8f2a-1e902108d939.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":62532098,"duration_in_seconds":4466}]},{"id":"e7fe19ac-b95b-434e-99b2-1cd1af2a295f","title":"171 - Holding Out For A Hero","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/holdingoutforahero","content_text":"Marc and Seth read off the litany of prerequisites to be Bonnie Tyler's titular hero in Holding Out For A Hero and feel bad about themselves. Also, why does she need someone who is fresh from a fight? What is she not telling us? And what does this have to do with Footloose?!","content_html":"Marc and Seth read off the litany of prerequisites to be Bonnie Tyler's titular hero in Holding Out For A Hero and feel bad about themselves. Also, why does she need someone who is fresh from a fight? What is she not telling us? And what does this have to do with Footloose?!
","summary":"Marc and Seth read off the litany of prerequisites to be Bonnie Tyler's titular hero in Holding Out For A Hero and feel bad about themselves. Also, why does she need someone who is fresh from a fight? What is she not telling us? And what does this have to do with Footloose?!","date_published":"2024-04-01T00:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/e7fe19ac-b95b-434e-99b2-1cd1af2a295f.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":57441355,"duration_in_seconds":4102}]},{"id":"469c16e6-9b18-4f76-b11e-0bc0f6775135","title":"170 - Dancing In The Moonlight","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/dancinginthemoonlight","content_text":"The dudes look at the lyrics to King Harvest's twinkly version of Dancing In The Moonlight. However, it's the story behind the song that is the much bigger reveal here.","content_html":"The dudes look at the lyrics to King Harvest's twinkly version of Dancing In The Moonlight. However, it's the story behind the song that is the much bigger reveal here.
","summary":"The dudes look at the lyrics to King Harvest's twinkly version of Dancing In The Moonlight. However, it's the story behind the song that is the much bigger reveal here.","date_published":"2024-03-25T00:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/469c16e6-9b18-4f76-b11e-0bc0f6775135.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":35368303,"duration_in_seconds":2526}]},{"id":"ee481b14-9722-47ff-baaf-55933fdb94f8","title":"169 - That'll Be The Day","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/thatllbetheday","content_text":"Seth and Marc unfurl the lyrics to The Crickets' (by the way of Buddy Holly) hit That'll Be The Day. Does it surprise us that this song is filled with a litany of different kinds of mental manipulation? No, not at all. Are we going to still cover it? Absolutely.","content_html":"Seth and Marc unfurl the lyrics to The Crickets' (by the way of Buddy Holly) hit That'll Be The Day. Does it surprise us that this song is filled with a litany of different kinds of mental manipulation? No, not at all. Are we going to still cover it? Absolutely.
","summary":"Seth and Marc unfurl the lyrics to The Crickets' (by the way of Buddy Holly) hit That'll Be The Day. Does it surprise us that this song is filled with a litany of different kinds of mental manipulation? No, not at all. Are we going to still cover it? Absolutely.","date_published":"2024-03-18T00:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/ee481b14-9722-47ff-baaf-55933fdb94f8.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":43211046,"duration_in_seconds":3086}]},{"id":"13a16852-f2f7-4d23-bf1d-62fea50d1855","title":"168 - It Wasn't Me","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/itwasntme","content_text":"Seth and Marc invite past guest Jamie on to discuss the lyrics to Shaggy's reggae-ish gaslighting anthem \"It Wasn't Me.\" Lots of questions on this one.... about how him getting busted went down, whether or not he truly wanted to be caught, or if Shaggy really exists at all....Special Guest: Jamie Carmichael.","content_html":"Seth and Marc invite past guest Jamie on to discuss the lyrics to Shaggy's reggae-ish gaslighting anthem "It Wasn't Me." Lots of questions on this one.... about how him getting busted went down, whether or not he truly wanted to be caught, or if Shaggy really exists at all....
Special Guest: Jamie Carmichael.
","summary":"Seth and Marc invite past guest Jamie on to discuss the lyrics to Shaggy's reggae-ish gaslighting anthem \"It Wasn't Me.\" Lots of questions on this one.... about how him getting busted went down, whether or not he truly wanted to be caught, or if Shaggy really exists at all....","date_published":"2024-03-11T00:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/13a16852-f2f7-4d23-bf1d-62fea50d1855.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":77537721,"duration_in_seconds":5538}]},{"id":"58abab8c-adca-4ad7-bc46-d3ff5693e69a","title":"167 - A.D.I.D.A.S.","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/adidas","content_text":"This week, the dudes go through the koRn hit A.D.I.D.A.S. (All Day I Dream About Sex). This song is so bad that it pushed guitarist \"Head\" to quit the band to find Christ.","content_html":"This week, the dudes go through the koRn hit A.D.I.D.A.S. (All Day I Dream About Sex). This song is so bad that it pushed guitarist "Head" to quit the band to find Christ.
","summary":"This week, the dudes go through the koRn hit A.D.I.D.A.S. (All Day I Dream About Sex). This song is so bad that it pushed guitarist \"Head\" to quit the band to find Christ.","date_published":"2024-03-04T00:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/58abab8c-adca-4ad7-bc46-d3ff5693e69a.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":56943252,"duration_in_seconds":4067}]},{"id":"3d40143b-a26d-4edb-8d68-386633cbb1de","title":"166 - Possession","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/possession","content_text":"Marc and Seth dig into the dark story behind the Sarah McLaughlin's breakout hit Possession. One of those cases of a song that people use in their wedding but the truth behind it has much sadder, and creepier, roots.","content_html":"Marc and Seth dig into the dark story behind the Sarah McLaughlin's breakout hit Possession. One of those cases of a song that people use in their wedding but the truth behind it has much sadder, and creepier, roots.
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","summary":"Seth and Marc look into the history of the Toby Keith song Courtesy Of The Red, White, And Blue and, of course, the lyrics themselves. Written like a 14-year-old horny for America, Toby calls for the assistance of the Statue of Liberty, Uncle Sam, and an Eagle to name a few while also referring to America as a mean dog. I feel more patriotic already.","date_published":"2024-02-19T00:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/1ae275e7-1610-4d4c-8fa6-3bc588dde9fd.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":63778818,"duration_in_seconds":4555}]},{"id":"83f17c80-5cb3-4765-8d76-bca08c5bf0f3","title":"164 - Down Under","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/downunder","content_text":"Seth and Marc wrap up their trip around the continents with the Men At Work b-side Down Under. There are undoubtedly loads of strange lyrics here but the guys get a little surprise when sorting through them and the music video.","content_html":"Seth and Marc wrap up their trip around the continents with the Men At Work b-side Down Under. There are undoubtedly loads of strange lyrics here but the guys get a little surprise when sorting through them and the music video.
","summary":"Seth and Marc wrap up their trip around the continents with the Men At Work b-side Down Under. There are undoubtedly loads of strange lyrics here but the guys get a little surprise when sorting through them and the music video.","date_published":"2024-02-12T00:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/83f17c80-5cb3-4765-8d76-bca08c5bf0f3.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":53948418,"duration_in_seconds":3853}]},{"id":"ed6be0b8-1392-40c3-bf3d-8d358629cfaf","title":"163 - A Horse With No Name","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/ahorsewithnoname","content_text":"Seth and Marc continue their continent tour with America's A Horse With No Name. This song was banned in some American stations due to possible drug references but it should've been banned for something much worse... dumb fucking words.","content_html":"Seth and Marc continue their continent tour with America's A Horse With No Name. This song was banned in some American stations due to possible drug references but it should've been banned for something much worse... dumb fucking words.
","summary":"Seth and Marc continue their continent tour with America's A Horse With No Name. This song was banned in some American stations due to possible drug references but it should've been banned for something much worse... dumb fucking words.","date_published":"2024-02-05T00:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/ed6be0b8-1392-40c3-bf3d-8d358629cfaf.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":47637652,"duration_in_seconds":3402}]},{"id":"5f2b7397-c6a4-4c0a-8601-a026533b2cef","title":"162 - Heat Of The Moment","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/heatofthemoment","content_text":"Seth and Marc are at opposite ends of the spectrum when it comes to Asia's Heat Of The Moment. Seth thinks this song is a beautiful song about a man who made a mistake and is baring his soul for the world to see. Marc thinks it's a guy who is trying to convince a woman who was hurt by him messing up by focusing on when things were good and then by manipulating with scare tactics. Was anyone swayed and what do you think?","content_html":"Seth and Marc are at opposite ends of the spectrum when it comes to Asia's Heat Of The Moment. Seth thinks this song is a beautiful song about a man who made a mistake and is baring his soul for the world to see. Marc thinks it's a guy who is trying to convince a woman who was hurt by him messing up by focusing on when things were good and then by manipulating with scare tactics. Was anyone swayed and what do you think?
","summary":"Seth and Marc are at opposite ends of the spectrum when it comes to Asia's Heat Of The Moment. Seth thinks this song is a beautiful song about a man who made a mistake and is baring his soul for the world to see. Marc thinks it's a guy who is trying to convince a woman who was hurt by him messing up by focusing on when things were good and then by manipulating with scare tactics. Was anyone swayed and what do you think?","date_published":"2024-01-29T00:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/5f2b7397-c6a4-4c0a-8601-a026533b2cef.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":53564052,"duration_in_seconds":3825}]},{"id":"26a7e190-3015-4fa7-b163-45883ce54c5c","title":"161 - The Final Countdown","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/thefinalcountdown","content_text":"Seth and Marc blast off into outer space with Europe to work out the lyrics to The Final Countdown. A song that is apparently about deciding to move from an Earth that is no longer inhabitable to another planet that has the densest atmosphere in our galaxy and over 167 volcanoes. Doesn't sound like we really thought this out, does it?","content_html":"Seth and Marc blast off into outer space with Europe to work out the lyrics to The Final Countdown. A song that is apparently about deciding to move from an Earth that is no longer inhabitable to another planet that has the densest atmosphere in our galaxy and over 167 volcanoes. Doesn't sound like we really thought this out, does it?
","summary":"Seth and Marc blast off into outer space with Europe to work out the lyrics to The Final Countdown. A song that is apparently about deciding to move from an Earth that is no longer inhabitable to another planet that has the densest atmosphere in our galaxy and over 167 volcanoes. Doesn't sound like we really thought this out, does it?","date_published":"2024-01-22T00:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/26a7e190-3015-4fa7-b163-45883ce54c5c.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":43065492,"duration_in_seconds":3075}]},{"id":"c28d3ab0-c909-446c-9703-834d20bcaf13","title":" 160 - Hey Hey, What Can I Do?","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/heyhey","content_text":"Marc and Seth get the Led out with the b-side to the shrill Immigrant Song; Hey Hey, What Can I Do?. Not a single, but still received tons of airplay. We get a little naive incel action with this one where the narrator at least has the wherewithall to leave the woman alone. But we're setting the bar a little low...","content_html":"Marc and Seth get the Led out with the b-side to the shrill Immigrant Song; Hey Hey, What Can I Do?. Not a single, but still received tons of airplay. We get a little naive incel action with this one where the narrator at least has the wherewithall to leave the woman alone. But we're setting the bar a little low...
","summary":"Marc and Seth get the Led out with the b-side to the shrill Immigrant Song; Hey Hey, What Can I Do?. Not a single, but still received tons of airplay. We get a little naive incel action with this one where the narrator at least has the wherewithall to leave the woman alone. But we're setting the bar a little low...","date_published":"2024-01-15T00:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/c28d3ab0-c909-446c-9703-834d20bcaf13.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":42730497,"duration_in_seconds":3051}]},{"id":"885175a7-0a5a-4499-b338-7443065b347f","title":"159 - Beat Again","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/beatagain","content_text":"Seth and Marc peel apart a hit from across The Pond with JLS's Beat Again.. In hopes that they can coax someone into a relationship because the narrator(s) might die from NotHavingGirlfriend-itis, they combine their voices into one mono-tonal hellscape while wallowing in self-pity. Tragic.","content_html":"Seth and Marc peel apart a hit from across The Pond with JLS's Beat Again.. In hopes that they can coax someone into a relationship because the narrator(s) might die from NotHavingGirlfriend-itis, they combine their voices into one mono-tonal hellscape while wallowing in self-pity. Tragic.
","summary":"Seth and Marc peel apart a hit from across The Pond with JLS's Beat Again.. In hopes that they can coax someone into a relationship because the narrator(s) might die from NotHavingGirlfriend-itis, they combine their voices into one mono-tonal hellscape while wallowing in self-pity. Tragic.","date_published":"2024-01-08T00:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/885175a7-0a5a-4499-b338-7443065b347f.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":56911069,"duration_in_seconds":4064}]},{"id":"9f7d2321-ef00-4125-ad1f-e015baf790c4","title":"158 - Rain Is A Good Thing","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/rainisagoodthing","content_text":"The guys are joined by friends Tim and Joee to discuss what makes country \"country\" and also to talk about the Luke Bryan pro-flood song Rain Is A Good Thing. Nothing beats complaining about how dry it is and then taking about getting the fuck out of dodge when it rains and also about how the main positives to rain are having a horny girlfriend and fucking under a loud tin roof. Got it.Special Guests: Joee Patterson and Tim Clark.","content_html":"The guys are joined by friends Tim and Joee to discuss what makes country "country" and also to talk about the Luke Bryan pro-flood song Rain Is A Good Thing. Nothing beats complaining about how dry it is and then taking about getting the fuck out of dodge when it rains and also about how the main positives to rain are having a horny girlfriend and fucking under a loud tin roof. Got it.
Special Guests: Joee Patterson and Tim Clark.
","summary":"The guys are joined by friends Tim and Joee to discuss what makes country \"country\" and also to talk about the Luke Bryan pro-flood song Rain Is A Good Thing. Nothing beats complaining about how dry it is and then taking about getting the fuck out of dodge when it rains and also about how the main positives to rain are having a horny girlfriend and fucking under a loud tin roof. Got it.","date_published":"2024-01-01T00:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/9f7d2321-ef00-4125-ad1f-e015baf790c4.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":57542658,"duration_in_seconds":4109}]},{"id":"118219b4-bd14-4748-8caf-919ca19cda9d","title":"157 - Jingle Bell Rock","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/jinglebellrock","content_text":"Ho ho ho! The guys take on a Christmas classic with the unrelenting Jingle Bell Rock. What does it mean? Why can the jingle hop not begin until there is a snowstorm? What the hell is going one with these jingling feet? Hell if we know...","content_html":"Ho ho ho! The guys take on a Christmas classic with the unrelenting Jingle Bell Rock. What does it mean? Why can the jingle hop not begin until there is a snowstorm? What the hell is going one with these jingling feet? Hell if we know...
","summary":"Ho ho ho! The guys take on a Christmas classic with the unrelenting Jingle Bell Rock. What does it mean? Why can the jingle hop not begin until there is a snowstorm? What the hell is going one with these jingling feet? Hell if we know...","date_published":"2023-12-25T00:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/118219b4-bd14-4748-8caf-919ca19cda9d.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":37749834,"duration_in_seconds":2696}]},{"id":"bc7ec90b-1af7-44e9-ae27-5b1ccd857668","title":"156 - Take The Money And Run","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/takethemoneyandrun","content_text":"Hoo hoo! Seth and Marc read through the most boring and useless story possibly ever told; Take The Money and Run by Steve Miller Band. Though they can't deny how catchy the song is, the lyrics tell a tale that, in the end, is insane and was over before it began.","content_html":"Hoo hoo! Seth and Marc read through the most boring and useless story possibly ever told; Take The Money and Run by Steve Miller Band. Though they can't deny how catchy the song is, the lyrics tell a tale that, in the end, is insane and was over before it began.
","summary":"Hoo hoo! Seth and Marc read through the most boring and useless story possibly ever told; Take The Money and Run by Steve Miller Band. Though they can't deny how catchy the song is, the lyrics tell a tale that, in the end, is insane and was over before it began.","date_published":"2023-12-18T00:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/bc7ec90b-1af7-44e9-ae27-5b1ccd857668.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":52561940,"duration_in_seconds":2627}]},{"id":"d28283cc-a81f-4740-89f9-ccef80e47818","title":"155 - Want You Bad","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/wantyoubad","content_text":"Seth and Marc return to The Offspring to dip into their hit song Want You Bad. Have you ever found yourself in a relationship with someone who is too nice? So you write a song about how you wish they would completely change who they are, get tattoos, and start treating you bad? Me neither.","content_html":"Seth and Marc return to The Offspring to dip into their hit song Want You Bad. Have you ever found yourself in a relationship with someone who is too nice? So you write a song about how you wish they would completely change who they are, get tattoos, and start treating you bad? Me neither.
","summary":"Seth and Marc return to The Offspring to dip into their hit song Want You Bad. Have you ever found yourself in a relationship with someone who is too nice? So you write a song about how you wish they would completely change who they are, get tattoos, and start treating you bad? Me neither.","date_published":"2023-12-11T00:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/d28283cc-a81f-4740-89f9-ccef80e47818.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":53088623,"duration_in_seconds":3791}]},{"id":"1720d5e0-4516-43ac-93bf-c32511ee84d0","title":"154 - Jack & Diane","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/jackanddiane","content_text":"Seth and Marc talk about the Americana coming-of-age ditty Jack & Diane by John Cougar. Switching between horny verses and existentialist choruses, this song paints a Midwest hell where people suck on hot dogs with chili on them and fuck under trees and opt for some strange words and turns of phrase that you'd maybe be familiar with if you grew up in Bumfuck, Indiana like \"dribble off those Bobbie Brooks slacks\" and \"ditty.\"","content_html":"Seth and Marc talk about the Americana coming-of-age ditty Jack & Diane by John Cougar. Switching between horny verses and existentialist choruses, this song paints a Midwest hell where people suck on hot dogs with chili on them and fuck under trees and opt for some strange words and turns of phrase that you'd maybe be familiar with if you grew up in Bumfuck, Indiana like "dribble off those Bobbie Brooks slacks" and "ditty."
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","summary":"The guys scrub in to take a deep look at Paul Anka's (You're) Having My Baby which has been called chauvinistic upon many other things. Is the hype real? Is this song as self-obsessed as it seems? We certainly think there is a good case to be made...","date_published":"2023-11-20T00:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/4a527bdd-9fb4-408c-a649-42f50ee53b8e.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":47327160,"duration_in_seconds":3380}]},{"id":"b5658388-372a-4634-a210-f3f64abf3c05","title":"151 - Island Girl","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/islandgirl","content_text":"Seth and Marc look at a song that was described as \"racist, sexist and fetishistic\" all in one fell swoop; Island Girl by Elton John (and Bernie Taupin.) A song that is swinging for a Caribbean feel and ends up being tone deaf in more than one way.","content_html":"Seth and Marc look at a song that was described as "racist, sexist and fetishistic" all in one fell swoop; Island Girl by Elton John (and Bernie Taupin.) A song that is swinging for a Caribbean feel and ends up being tone deaf in more than one way.
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Special Guests: Adam and Logan.
","summary":"Seth and Marc bring past favorite guests Adam and Logan to get into the inner workings of Lola by The Kinks. On one hand, we talk about what the lyrics reveal to people who may have heard the song in passing. On the other, we have a discussion on whether or not this song is transphobic and some of the lines that are double entendres. Minds were changed! Eyes were opened!","date_published":"2023-10-30T07:30:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/8795da99-53e9-45a4-9984-61db9ed9776d.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":94670704,"duration_in_seconds":6761}]},{"id":"d744d8b3-0413-40f8-8886-c04ffbf48d59","title":"148 - Crazy Bitch","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/crazybitch","content_text":"Seth and Marc bring on Kristin, a recovering Buckcherry fan, to rip Crazy Bitch apart limb from limb. How high will the Creep Factor go on this one?Special Guest: Kristin Herman.","content_html":"Seth and Marc bring on Kristin, a recovering Buckcherry fan, to rip Crazy Bitch apart limb from limb. How high will the Creep Factor go on this one?
Special Guest: Kristin Herman.
","summary":"Seth and Marc bring on Kristin, a recovering Buckcherry fan, to rip Crazy Bitch apart limb from limb. How high will the Creep Factor go on this one?","date_published":"2023-10-23T00:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/d744d8b3-0413-40f8-8886-c04ffbf48d59.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":75747181,"duration_in_seconds":3787}]},{"id":"0b83b8ac-de69-4bf5-8da0-bef1a711c597","title":"147 - Party Hard","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/partyhard","content_text":"The guys give a bit of a death metal history lesson before launching an all-out assault on the neanderthal-esque lyrics of Andrew WK's Party Hard. Incomplete thoughts and sentences abound in spite of his intelligence. Where did he go wrong?","content_html":"The guys give a bit of a death metal history lesson before launching an all-out assault on the neanderthal-esque lyrics of Andrew WK's Party Hard. Incomplete thoughts and sentences abound in spite of his intelligence. Where did he go wrong?
","summary":"The guys give a bit of a death metal history lesson before launching an all-out assault on the neanderthal-esque lyrics of Andrew WK's Party Hard. Incomplete thoughts and sentences abound in spite of his intelligence. Where did he go wrong?","date_published":"2023-10-16T00:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/0b83b8ac-de69-4bf5-8da0-bef1a711c597.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":75439458,"duration_in_seconds":3771}]},{"id":"79120f76-7586-488d-846b-a75588a23dbd","title":"146 - Jailhouse Rock","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/jailhouserock","content_text":"Seth and Marc look past the first 2 better known verses of Jailhouse Rock by Elvis Presley and discover a little surprise! ","content_html":"Seth and Marc look past the first 2 better known verses of Jailhouse Rock by Elvis Presley and discover a little surprise!
","summary":"Seth and Marc look past the first 2 better known verses of Jailhouse Rock by Elvis Presley and discover a little surprise! ","date_published":"2023-10-09T00:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/79120f76-7586-488d-846b-a75588a23dbd.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":65167589,"duration_in_seconds":3258}]},{"id":"0d886de2-2597-473a-9fba-63e8f12986c5","title":"145 - Lonely Is The Night","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/lonelyisthenight","content_text":"The guys revisit Billy Squire with his early 80's hit non-single and best attempt at a Led Zeppelin song: Lonely Is The Night. These lyrics are an unmitigated disaster and even Billy's weak explanation leaves us scratching our heads... join us on our descent into madness.","content_html":"The guys revisit Billy Squire with his early 80's hit non-single and best attempt at a Led Zeppelin song: Lonely Is The Night. These lyrics are an unmitigated disaster and even Billy's weak explanation leaves us scratching our heads... join us on our descent into madness.
","summary":"The guys revisit Billy Squire with his early 80's hit non-single and best attempt at a Led Zeppelin song: Lonely Is The Night. These lyrics are an unmitigated disaster and even Billy's weak explanation leaves us scratching our heads... join us on our descent into madness.","date_published":"2023-10-02T00:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/0d886de2-2597-473a-9fba-63e8f12986c5.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":70471491,"duration_in_seconds":3523}]},{"id":"cdb637c2-ef2f-465f-af9e-c495a2c7bb27","title":"144 - Love In An Elevator","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/loveinanelevator","content_text":"Today, Seth and Marc find themselves in an elevator with New England's own Aerosmith for their ultra horny single Love In An Elevator. We discuss the music video, the complications of oral sex in an elevator, and the death wish hidden within.","content_html":"Today, Seth and Marc find themselves in an elevator with New England's own Aerosmith for their ultra horny single Love In An Elevator. We discuss the music video, the complications of oral sex in an elevator, and the death wish hidden within.
","summary":"Today, Seth and Marc find themselves in an elevator with New England's own Aerosmith for their ultra horny single Love In An Elevator. We discuss the music video, the complications of oral sex in an elevator, and the death wish hidden within.","date_published":"2023-09-25T00:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/cdb637c2-ef2f-465f-af9e-c495a2c7bb27.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":78107083,"duration_in_seconds":3905}]},{"id":"18673cf7-bce7-47fc-9a3c-08719c313b99","title":"143 - The Way","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/theway","content_text":"The guys unveil the true story behind the 90's hit The Way which catapulted Fastball into the limelight. The lyrics, which seem to be about a couple who decide to shrug off the banality of the normal life in exchange for a life roaming the world, actually have a much sadder history.","content_html":"The guys unveil the true story behind the 90's hit The Way which catapulted Fastball into the limelight. The lyrics, which seem to be about a couple who decide to shrug off the banality of the normal life in exchange for a life roaming the world, actually have a much sadder history.
","summary":"The guys unveil the true story behind the 90's hit The Way which catapulted Fastball into the limelight. The lyrics, which seem to be about a couple who decide to shrug off the banality of the normal life in exchange for a life roaming the world, actually have a much sadder history.","date_published":"2023-09-18T00:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/18673cf7-bce7-47fc-9a3c-08719c313b99.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":58410757,"duration_in_seconds":2920}]},{"id":"5b40f97e-f972-4e6b-892a-b9d12782b296","title":"142 - Stacy's Mom","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/stacysmom","content_text":"Marc and a very horned-up Seth talk about a power pop song for all of the niche demographic of \"boys who are into the mom of a girl that has a thing for them instead of the girl\"... Stacy's Mom from Fountains of Wayne. Is this song about a woman who is trying to turn a prepubescent on or is he just reading too into things? Or both?","content_html":"Marc and a very horned-up Seth talk about a power pop song for all of the niche demographic of "boys who are into the mom of a girl that has a thing for them instead of the girl"... Stacy's Mom from Fountains of Wayne. Is this song about a woman who is trying to turn a prepubescent on or is he just reading too into things? Or both?
","summary":"Marc and a very horned-up Seth talk about a power pop song for all of the niche demographic of \"boys who are into the mom of a girl that has a thing for them instead of the girl\"... Stacy's Mom from Fountains of Wayne. Is this song about a woman who is trying to turn a prepubescent on or is he just reading too into things? Or both?","date_published":"2023-09-11T00:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/5b40f97e-f972-4e6b-892a-b9d12782b296.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":74421205,"duration_in_seconds":3720}]},{"id":"269f9f24-fbef-4b71-ae9e-eb7e5d5f3ac6","title":"141 - Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/dirtydeeds","content_text":"The guys take another trip down AC/DC lane with their perplexing hit Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap. 3 verses about people who have been wronged and trying to figure out exactly what he's doing to each of them. Sex? Murder? Contract negotiations? What in the fuck is going on?","content_html":"The guys take another trip down AC/DC lane with their perplexing hit Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap. 3 verses about people who have been wronged and trying to figure out exactly what he's doing to each of them. Sex? Murder? Contract negotiations? What in the fuck is going on?
","summary":"The guys take another trip down AC/DC lane with their perplexing hit Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap. 3 verses about people who have been wronged and trying to figure out exactly what he's doing to each of them. Sex? Murder? Contract negotiations? What in the fuck is going on?","date_published":"2023-09-04T00:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/269f9f24-fbef-4b71-ae9e-eb7e5d5f3ac6.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":65623687,"duration_in_seconds":3280}]},{"id":"87800762-d584-47af-9410-d90777a3e724","title":"140 - Nights On Broadway","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/nightsonbroadway","content_text":"Seth and Marc get funky with the Bee Gee's stalker anthem Nights On Broadway. Not their biggest hit, but definitely up there with the creepiest. One part waiting in the dark and one part voices-in-his-head, the Brothers Gibb go in deep with the first single to highlight their famous falsetto.","content_html":"Seth and Marc get funky with the Bee Gee's stalker anthem Nights On Broadway. Not their biggest hit, but definitely up there with the creepiest. One part waiting in the dark and one part voices-in-his-head, the Brothers Gibb go in deep with the first single to highlight their famous falsetto.
","summary":"Seth and Marc get funky with the Bee Gee's stalker anthem Nights On Broadway. Not their biggest hit, but definitely up there with the creepiest. One part waiting in the dark and one part voices-in-his-head, the Brothers Gibb go in deep with the first single to highlight their famous falsetto.","date_published":"2023-08-28T00:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/87800762-d584-47af-9410-d90777a3e724.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":56487622,"duration_in_seconds":2824}]},{"id":"418055aa-a569-4cd3-a4fc-ac6804dce470","title":"139 - Livin' La Vida Loca","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/livinlavidaloca","content_text":"Seth and Marc are entranced by the sultry sounds of Ricky Martin's hit Livin' La Vida Loca. A catchy ditty that tells the story of a woman who is up to some real creepy shit like black cats and voodoo dolls.","content_html":"Seth and Marc are entranced by the sultry sounds of Ricky Martin's hit Livin' La Vida Loca. A catchy ditty that tells the story of a woman who is up to some real creepy shit like black cats and voodoo dolls.
","summary":"Seth and Marc are entranced by the sultry sounds of Ricky Martin's hit Livin' La Vida Loca. A catchy ditty that tells the story of a woman who is up to some real creepy shit like black cats and voodoo dolls.","date_published":"2023-08-21T00:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/418055aa-a569-4cd3-a4fc-ac6804dce470.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":84698822,"duration_in_seconds":4234}]},{"id":"0b79e3cf-62a0-4c6d-82ae-98fe03cf1109","title":"138 - Animal (Fuck Like A Beast)","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/animal","content_text":"Seth and Marc invite metal lover and Strip Club Mom Doug Davison to splay open the W.A.S.P. single Animal (Fuck Like A Beast). Starts out aggressively horny and turns aggressively aggressive AND horny. Special Guest: Doug Davison.","content_html":"Seth and Marc invite metal lover and Strip Club Mom Doug Davison to splay open the W.A.S.P. single Animal (Fuck Like A Beast). Starts out aggressively horny and turns aggressively aggressive AND horny.
Special Guest: Doug Davison.
","summary":"Seth and Marc invite metal lover and Strip Club Mom Doug Davison to splay open the W.A.S.P. single Animal (Fuck Like A Beast). Starts out aggressively horny and turns aggressively aggressive AND horny. ","date_published":"2023-08-14T00:30:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/0b79e3cf-62a0-4c6d-82ae-98fe03cf1109.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":66157108,"duration_in_seconds":3307}]},{"id":"e5687ab6-a2d3-4a14-b314-f906aac4f786","title":"137 - Zombie","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/zombie","content_text":"The guys get serious this week talking about the real meaning behind a quintessential 90's song: Zombie by The Cranberries. Due to its title, it shows up on countless Halloween playlists but is about something much more fiendish than All Hallow's Eve: The Troubles.","content_html":"The guys get serious this week talking about the real meaning behind a quintessential 90's song: Zombie by The Cranberries. Due to its title, it shows up on countless Halloween playlists but is about something much more fiendish than All Hallow's Eve: The Troubles.
","summary":"The guys get serious this week talking about the real meaning behind a quintessential 90's song: Zombie by The Cranberries. Due to its title, it shows up on countless Halloween playlists but is about something much more fiendish than All Hallow's Eve: The Troubles.","date_published":"2023-08-07T00:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/e5687ab6-a2d3-4a14-b314-f906aac4f786.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":99162822,"duration_in_seconds":4957}]},{"id":"2b89c4f7-7555-45eb-933b-83df10130550","title":"136 - She's A Beauty","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/shesabeauty","content_text":"Step right up... and don't be shy! The guys get to look inside another world and talk about this heaping pile of 80's objectification brought to you by The Tubes. With lyrics that stem from the singer's encounter at a peep show, what could go wrong?","content_html":"Step right up... and don't be shy! The guys get to look inside another world and talk about this heaping pile of 80's objectification brought to you by The Tubes. With lyrics that stem from the singer's encounter at a peep show, what could go wrong?
","summary":"Step right up... and don't be shy! The guys get to look inside another world and talk about this heaping pile of 80's objectification brought to you by The Tubes. With lyrics that stem from the singer's encounter at a peep show, what could go wrong?","date_published":"2023-07-31T00:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/2b89c4f7-7555-45eb-933b-83df10130550.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":61760177,"duration_in_seconds":3087}]},{"id":"f6b4d1f7-8bd0-4b3d-9586-6f9624a499e3","title":"135 - Love Gun","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/lovegun","content_text":"Seth and Marc crack open another song from the Knights In Satan's Service; and this time, it's Love Gun! Seems simple enough: a song about the singers dick. But are there more sinister things at play? We think so.","content_html":"Seth and Marc crack open another song from the Knights In Satan's Service; and this time, it's Love Gun! Seems simple enough: a song about the singers dick. But are there more sinister things at play? We think so.
","summary":"Seth and Marc crack open another song from the Knights In Satan's Service; and this time, it's Love Gun! Seems simple enough: a song about the singers dick. But are there more sinister things at play? We think so.","date_published":"2023-07-24T00:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/f6b4d1f7-8bd0-4b3d-9586-6f9624a499e3.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":72432765,"duration_in_seconds":3621}]},{"id":"d410b647-326e-4bab-8762-204aef1ffa8c","title":"134 - Hook","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/hook","content_text":"Every once in a while, the guys have something nice to say.... and this is one of those times. Well, about the song at least. They get into the inner workings of Hook by Blues Traveler which is much more clever than most people that have passively listened to it may have realized. ","content_html":"Every once in a while, the guys have something nice to say.... and this is one of those times. Well, about the song at least. They get into the inner workings of Hook by Blues Traveler which is much more clever than most people that have passively listened to it may have realized.
","summary":"Every once in a while, the guys have something nice to say.... and this is one of those times. Well, about the song at least. They get into the inner workings of Hook by Blues Traveler which is much more clever than most people that have passively listened to it may have realized. ","date_published":"2023-07-17T00:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/d410b647-326e-4bab-8762-204aef1ffa8c.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":90793711,"duration_in_seconds":4539}]},{"id":"b97599a1-3a4f-4b91-b594-0cabb05b9b66","title":"133 - Bad Day","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/badday","content_text":"The guys get deep into the weeds trying to make heads or tales out of Daniel Powter's unfortunate hit song Bad Day. A song that became so loved but seems to be rolling its proverbial eyes at anyone really going through a rough patch in life... the kind of an attitude only a guy who always wears a beanie could have.","content_html":"The guys get deep into the weeds trying to make heads or tales out of Daniel Powter's unfortunate hit song Bad Day. A song that became so loved but seems to be rolling its proverbial eyes at anyone really going through a rough patch in life... the kind of an attitude only a guy who always wears a beanie could have.
","summary":"The guys get deep into the weeds trying to make heads or tales out of Daniel Powter's unfortunate hit song Bad Day. A song that became so loved but seems to be rolling its proverbial eyes at anyone really going through a rough patch in life... the kind of an attitude only a guy who always wears a beanie could have.","date_published":"2023-07-10T07:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/b97599a1-3a4f-4b91-b594-0cabb05b9b66.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":84093303,"duration_in_seconds":4204}]},{"id":"24a219b4-0b6d-42e5-a7e3-cb90076db514","title":"132 - The Wanderer","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/thewanderer","content_text":"Seth and Marc are up for a little surprise with Dion's The Wanderer.... or are they? What looks like it's a song about a horny dude who sees women as nothing but the holes they have might be about something a lot sadder.","content_html":"Seth and Marc are up for a little surprise with Dion's The Wanderer.... or are they? What looks like it's a song about a horny dude who sees women as nothing but the holes they have might be about something a lot sadder.
","summary":"Seth and Marc are up for a little surprise with Dion's The Wanderer.... or are they? What looks like it's a song about a horny dude who sees women as nothing but the holes they have might be about something a lot sadder.","date_published":"2023-07-03T00:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/24a219b4-0b6d-42e5-a7e3-cb90076db514.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":58786397,"duration_in_seconds":2939}]},{"id":"e719d053-ffc1-44b0-80ef-02d26528535c","title":"131 - Hungry Eyes","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/hungryeyes","content_text":"Finally, the guys get to dissect someone that Seth has had on his creep-dar from the jump: Eric Carmen with the Dirty Dancing hit Hungry Eyes. A classic of \"I know you want me, so you may as well give in\" complete with having someone \"in [his] sights.\" For the love of Christ.","content_html":"Finally, the guys get to dissect someone that Seth has had on his creep-dar from the jump: Eric Carmen with the Dirty Dancing hit Hungry Eyes. A classic of "I know you want me, so you may as well give in" complete with having someone "in [his] sights." For the love of Christ.
","summary":"Finally, the guys get to dissect someone that Seth has had on his creep-dar from the jump: Eric Carmen with the Dirty Dancing hit Hungry Eyes. A classic of \"I know you want me, so you may as well give in\" complete with having someone \"in [his] sights.\" For the love of Christ.","date_published":"2023-06-26T00:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/e719d053-ffc1-44b0-80ef-02d26528535c.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":61892357,"duration_in_seconds":3094}]},{"id":"f95bb279-c5a6-4e62-8c3b-be154c9aa5e7","title":"130 - Inside Out","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/insideout","content_text":"The guys put Eve 6's biggest hit Inside Out in a blender and watch it spin around to a terrible oblivion. It's kind of hard to tell exactly what's going on here though the general meaning of the song is somehow understood... sort of like knowing carbon monoxide could be filling a room and that you can die of it but you can't see it. ","content_html":"The guys put Eve 6's biggest hit Inside Out in a blender and watch it spin around to a terrible oblivion. It's kind of hard to tell exactly what's going on here though the general meaning of the song is somehow understood... sort of like knowing carbon monoxide could be filling a room and that you can die of it but you can't see it.
","summary":"The guys put Eve 6's biggest hit Inside Out in a blender and watch it spin around to a terrible oblivion. It's kind of hard to tell exactly what's going on here though the general meaning of the song is somehow understood... sort of like knowing carbon monoxide could be filling a room and that you can die of it but you can't see it. ","date_published":"2023-06-19T00:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/f95bb279-c5a6-4e62-8c3b-be154c9aa5e7.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":95131083,"duration_in_seconds":4756}]},{"id":"cfaee63e-e92c-452a-8e87-5b61d4ddc91c","title":"129 - You're Beautiful","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/yourebeautiful","content_text":"Seth and Marc listen through gritted teeth to the James Blunt light rock hit You're Beautiful. A song which is creepy even according to the songwriter though it is semi-autobiographical. Doesn't that tell you everything you need to know?","content_html":"Seth and Marc listen through gritted teeth to the James Blunt light rock hit You're Beautiful. A song which is creepy even according to the songwriter though it is semi-autobiographical. Doesn't that tell you everything you need to know?
","summary":"Seth and Marc listen through gritted teeth to the James Blunt light rock hit You're Beautiful. A song which is creepy even according to the songwriter though it is semi-autobiographical. Doesn't that tell you everything you need to know?","date_published":"2023-06-12T00:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/cfaee63e-e92c-452a-8e87-5b61d4ddc91c.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":61277544,"duration_in_seconds":3045}]},{"id":"31ddeca2-de6b-4a81-9c24-627f3a1297c2","title":"128 - Simply Irresistable","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/simplyirresistible","content_text":"The guys have John Fahy (Profiles In Eccentricity) and Joe Lachut (7 Inches To Freedom/Graveyard Shift Screenprinting) on to talk about a song that is about a desire so great, you can't do 2nd grade math: Simply Irresistible. The claims get crazier and crazier as the song culminates in the narrator and his love interest forming into one being. Like The Fly.Special Guests: Joe Lachut and John Fahy.Links:Support the KnowNo on Patreon! — Access bonus content including posts featuring our live quiz archive! 15% off annual memberships!Know Nonsense Trivia Podcast Merch — Pick up shirts, stickers and more from our official merch store!Know Nonsense Trivia | Discord — Chat and play trivia with us on Discord!r/KnowNonsenseTrivia | Reddit — Join our subreddit!Trivia Night @ Point Ybel Brewing Co.! | Facebook — Play Know Nonsense Trivia Live with Lee on Wednesdays at Point Ybel Brewing Co. in Fort Myers, FL!Trivia Night @ Ollies Pub! | Facebook — Play Know Nonsense Trivia Live with Lee on Thursdays at Ollie's Pub in Cape Coral, FL!Nice Guys Pizza Trivia | Zoom — Play Nice Guys Pizza Trivia Live with Marc on Wednesdays or on Zoom at Nice Guys Pizza in Cape Coral, FL!","content_html":"The guys have John Fahy (Profiles In Eccentricity) and Joe Lachut (7 Inches To Freedom/Graveyard Shift Screenprinting) on to talk about a song that is about a desire so great, you can't do 2nd grade math: Simply Irresistible. The claims get crazier and crazier as the song culminates in the narrator and his love interest forming into one being. Like The Fly.
Special Guests: Joe Lachut and John Fahy.
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We know many people love The Boss.... including us! But you can't deny the strangeness and, yes, creepiness of his spooky hit I'm On Fire. This song hits you with the "little girl/daddy" and cleans up the place with some good emotional manipulation right at the end for good measure. And yodeling for desert!
","summary":"We know many people love The Boss.... including us! But you can't deny the strangeness and, yes, creepiness of his spooky hit I'm On Fire. This song hits you with the \"little girl/daddy\" and cleans up the place with some good emotional manipulation right at the end for good measure. And yodeling for desert!","date_published":"2023-05-29T00:15:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/60a0c987-1759-4aab-b78a-84c47bf08d72.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":51613907,"duration_in_seconds":2562}]},{"id":"d0fcc4f7-5511-4728-8e08-ff9e57272ba7","title":"126 - Damn I Wish I Was Your Lover","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/damn","content_text":"Shucks! Marc and Seth call in dear friends Tim and Joee to splay open the chest of Sophie B. Hawkins hit Damn I Wish I Was Your Lover. There are a lot of appalling things going on here from weird mommy stuff to emotional manipulation of a woman who is being abused to try and win her heart. Yowzers.Special Guests: Joee Patterson and Tim Clark.","content_html":"Shucks! Marc and Seth call in dear friends Tim and Joee to splay open the chest of Sophie B. Hawkins hit Damn I Wish I Was Your Lover. There are a lot of appalling things going on here from weird mommy stuff to emotional manipulation of a woman who is being abused to try and win her heart. Yowzers.
Special Guests: Joee Patterson and Tim Clark.
","summary":"Shucks! Marc and Seth call in dear friends Tim and Joee to splay open the chest of Sophie B. Hawkins hit Damn I Wish I Was Your Lover. There are a lot of appalling things going on here from weird mommy stuff to emotional manipulation of a woman who is being abused to try and win her heart. Yowzers.","date_published":"2023-05-22T00:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/d0fcc4f7-5511-4728-8e08-ff9e57272ba7.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":90596748,"duration_in_seconds":4529}]},{"id":"036dbe2a-f239-418e-be6c-a28280e26d54","title":"125 - Time Of The Season","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/timeoftheseason","content_text":"The 1960's were a time of great music, free love, and creeps predating on women who were into the free love movement. Seth and Marc look into Time Of The Season. Slick with great musicianship, lines like \"what's your name? who's your daddy?\" make it pretty hard to ignore the filth dripping off this dude.","content_html":"The 1960's were a time of great music, free love, and creeps predating on women who were into the free love movement. Seth and Marc look into Time Of The Season. Slick with great musicianship, lines like "what's your name? who's your daddy?" make it pretty hard to ignore the filth dripping off this dude.
","summary":"The 1960's were a time of great music, free love, and creeps predating on women who were into the free love movement. Seth and Marc look into Time Of The Season. Slick with great musicianship, lines like \"what's your name? who's your daddy?\" make it pretty hard to ignore the filth dripping off this dude.","date_published":"2023-05-15T00:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/036dbe2a-f239-418e-be6c-a28280e26d54.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":53520634,"duration_in_seconds":2675}]},{"id":"e820770c-f075-4319-a7db-d1ee03df64e8","title":"124 - Judy's Turn To Cry","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/judy","content_text":"Seth and Marc go through the high school drama of Judy's Turn To Cry, the sequel to It's My Party. The biggest question going through these lyrics leaves us with is: Who would want to date any of these pieces of shit?","content_html":"Seth and Marc go through the high school drama of Judy's Turn To Cry, the sequel to It's My Party. The biggest question going through these lyrics leaves us with is: Who would want to date any of these pieces of shit?
","summary":"Seth and Marc go through the high school drama of Judy's Turn To Cry, the sequel to It's My Party. The biggest question going through these lyrics leaves us with is: Who would want to date any of these pieces of shit?","date_published":"2023-05-08T00:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/e820770c-f075-4319-a7db-d1ee03df64e8.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":66288242,"duration_in_seconds":3314}]},{"id":"2b2525c0-743c-4092-9b54-6830de7f6bab","title":"123 - Sister Christian","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/sisterchristian","content_text":"Seth and Marc uncover the high amount of sibling creepiness and mystery that is present in the Night Ranger hit song Sister Christian. At its very best, seemingly a controlling song trying to tell the titular Christian not to have sex and, at its worst, calling his sister \"babe.\"","content_html":"Seth and Marc uncover the high amount of sibling creepiness and mystery that is present in the Night Ranger hit song Sister Christian. At its very best, seemingly a controlling song trying to tell the titular Christian not to have sex and, at its worst, calling his sister "babe."
","summary":"Seth and Marc uncover the high amount of sibling creepiness and mystery that is present in the Night Ranger hit song Sister Christian. At its very best, seemingly a controlling song trying to tell the titular Christian not to have sex and, at its worst, calling his sister \"babe.\"","date_published":"2023-05-01T00:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/2b2525c0-743c-4092-9b54-6830de7f6bab.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":61517238,"duration_in_seconds":3075}]},{"id":"ca6ed37e-0f19-4f64-ad8e-20f6e3645fc3","title":"122 - Roxanne","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/roxanne","content_text":"Seth and Marc round out Policepril with one of the band's most well known songs.... Roxanne; a song about a man's growing intensity to take a woman from being a prostitute whether she likes it or not and makes her aware that they are now together. Anti-sex worker AND scary. Quite a combo!","content_html":"Seth and Marc round out Policepril with one of the band's most well known songs.... Roxanne; a song about a man's growing intensity to take a woman from being a prostitute whether she likes it or not and makes her aware that they are now together. Anti-sex worker AND scary. Quite a combo!
","summary":"Seth and Marc round out Policepril with one of the band's most well known songs.... Roxanne; a song about a man's growing intensity to take a woman from being a prostitute whether she likes it or not and makes her aware that they are now together. Anti-sex worker AND scary. Quite a combo!","date_published":"2023-04-24T00:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/ca6ed37e-0f19-4f64-ad8e-20f6e3645fc3.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":84425219,"duration_in_seconds":4202}]},{"id":"f9e98ad3-c9ec-4909-9084-467f4e0a928e","title":"121 - Can't Stand Losing You","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/cantstand","content_text":"For the penultimate episode of Policepril, we get ultra-incel with the emotionally manipulative Can't Stand Losing You. And this time.... we brought a friend! Mike Kiniry joins us to take a deep hard look at this one. A pop hit about making someone feel bad for breaking up with you by killing yourself? Sure... why not?Special Guest: Mike Kiniry.","content_html":"For the penultimate episode of Policepril, we get ultra-incel with the emotionally manipulative Can't Stand Losing You. And this time.... we brought a friend! Mike Kiniry joins us to take a deep hard look at this one. A pop hit about making someone feel bad for breaking up with you by killing yourself? Sure... why not?
Special Guest: Mike Kiniry.
","summary":"For the penultimate episode of Policepril, we get ultra-incel with the emotionally manipulative Can't Stand Losing You. And this time.... we brought a friend! Mike Kiniry joins us to take a deep hard look at this one. A pop hit about making someone feel bad for breaking up with you by killing yourself? Sure... why not?","date_published":"2023-04-17T00:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/f9e98ad3-c9ec-4909-9084-467f4e0a928e.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":80823818,"duration_in_seconds":4040}]},{"id":"960b2627-0d7a-4c12-9ec5-29cf10c8af6b","title":"120 - Don't Stand So Close To Me","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/dontstand","content_text":"As Policepril marches on, so do the creepy hits. This time, Sting and Co. are talking about a young horny teacher fucking one of his students in the song that was adopted by many during the pandemic... Don't Stand So Close To Me! A very peculiar song for an ex-English teacher to sing and say \"it's not about me!\" but here we are.","content_html":"As Policepril marches on, so do the creepy hits. This time, Sting and Co. are talking about a young horny teacher fucking one of his students in the song that was adopted by many during the pandemic... Don't Stand So Close To Me! A very peculiar song for an ex-English teacher to sing and say "it's not about me!" but here we are.
","summary":"As Policepril marches on, so do the creepy hits. This time, Sting and Co. are talking about a young horny teacher fucking one of his students in the song that was adopted by many during the pandemic... Don't Stand So Close To Me! A very peculiar song for an ex-English teacher to sing and say \"it's not about me!\" but here we are.","date_published":"2023-04-10T00:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/960b2627-0d7a-4c12-9ec5-29cf10c8af6b.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":73325107,"duration_in_seconds":3666}]},{"id":"c5b1084f-029c-47d2-8275-1b1914fb8a7e","title":"119 - Every Breath You Take","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/everybreathyoutake","content_text":"A very happy Policepril to you all! We're doing a month of some of the creepiest, suprisingest, or possibly misunderstoodiest songs by hit 70's-80's supergroup The Police. We're working backwards in our timeline so we'll start at the end with their biggest hit; the extremely frightening Every Breath You Take. Draw the blinds, find under the covers, and don't make a sound... they'll be watching you.","content_html":"A very happy Policepril to you all! We're doing a month of some of the creepiest, suprisingest, or possibly misunderstoodiest songs by hit 70's-80's supergroup The Police. We're working backwards in our timeline so we'll start at the end with their biggest hit; the extremely frightening Every Breath You Take. Draw the blinds, find under the covers, and don't make a sound... they'll be watching you.
","summary":"A very happy Policepril to you all! We're doing a month of some of the creepiest, suprisingest, or possibly misunderstoodiest songs by hit 70's-80's supergroup The Police. We're working backwards in our timeline so we'll start at the end with their biggest hit; the extremely frightening Every Breath You Take. Draw the blinds, find under the covers, and don't make a sound... they'll be watching you.","date_published":"2023-04-03T00:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/c5b1084f-029c-47d2-8275-1b1914fb8a7e.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":76961352,"duration_in_seconds":3847}]},{"id":"69f57b9f-9caa-41c3-8fa8-3c110722a065","title":"118 - Sex And Candy","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/sexandcandy","content_text":"The guys try to look as deep as you can into a song that seems to be based off of a remark made by an ex-girlfriends college roommate about a decade earlier and a bunch of stupid made up lingo; Sex And Candy by Marcy Playground. A song that sounds like it's about pedophilia and it isn't but it still sucks.","content_html":"The guys try to look as deep as you can into a song that seems to be based off of a remark made by an ex-girlfriends college roommate about a decade earlier and a bunch of stupid made up lingo; Sex And Candy by Marcy Playground. A song that sounds like it's about pedophilia and it isn't but it still sucks.
","summary":"The guys try to look as deep as you can into a song that seems to be based off of a remark made by an ex-girlfriends college roommate about a decade earlier and a bunch of stupid made up lingo; Sex And Candy by Marcy Playground. A song that sounds like it's about pedophilia and it isn't but it still sucks.","date_published":"2023-03-27T00:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/69f57b9f-9caa-41c3-8fa8-3c110722a065.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":62167687,"duration_in_seconds":3108}]},{"id":"26a453e7-cf81-4749-a46e-c33716972593","title":"117 - Under My Thumb","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/undermythumb","content_text":"Does it get any worse than Brown Sugar? You be the judge! Marc and Seth pick apart another Rolling Stones song and this time, they're excusing and glorifying treating a woman like shit with the non-single Under My Thumb.","content_html":"Does it get any worse than Brown Sugar? You be the judge! Marc and Seth pick apart another Rolling Stones song and this time, they're excusing and glorifying treating a woman like shit with the non-single Under My Thumb.
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Special Guests: Adam and Logan.
","summary":"This is the full 2 hour discussion about the song Relax by Frankie Goes To Hollywood. There is a lot that got cut out about LGBTQ rights, stories about the gay nightlife in Fort Myers, chunks of stuff we talked about in the music video, some funny banter, and issues and information about things in the queer community writ large. It was really difficult to decide what to cut out so I wanted to also make the whole conversation available if anyone was interested.","date_published":"2023-03-13T00:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/4ac67bb8-8881-465f-9cf5-b0e3f457d014.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":90429984,"duration_in_seconds":7535}]},{"id":"08b24f1d-5a45-4732-adfb-2052952b5624","title":"116 - Relax","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/relax","content_text":"Seth and Marc get the help of friends Logan and Adam to get deeeeep inside a song that's maybe so obvious that you didn't think it was about what it's about. One of the longest episodeepisodes yet with tons of great conversation about LGBTQ rights so make sure you pack a lunch.Special Guests: Adam and Logan.","content_html":"Seth and Marc get the help of friends Logan and Adam to get deeeeep inside a song that's maybe so obvious that you didn't think it was about what it's about. One of the longest episodeepisodes yet with tons of great conversation about LGBTQ rights so make sure you pack a lunch.
Special Guests: Adam and Logan.
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","summary":"Seth and Marc get out the ol' whiteboard to try and make heads or tails out of this classic rock juggernaut that catapulted Aerosmith back into the limelight. Is it transphobic? Is it fetishising? How does he make that \"gi-gi-gi-gi-gi-gi-gi-gi\" noise so fast?!","date_published":"2023-03-06T00:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/26a3d783-b3a9-43f4-9d48-230d37e4cfd6.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":77713871,"duration_in_seconds":3867}]},{"id":"f1ddcbef-b1d0-4453-b205-9aecab34e7ac","title":"114 - Cheeseburger In Paradise","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/cheeseburger","content_text":"A beach bum's wild fantasy about a delicious burger or a Kafka-esque hellscape in which he wakes up as a full formed \"sensuous treat\" that has no choice but to desire to eat himself from the outside in? You be the judge. ","content_html":"A beach bum's wild fantasy about a delicious burger or a Kafka-esque hellscape in which he wakes up as a full formed "sensuous treat" that has no choice but to desire to eat himself from the outside in? You be the judge.
","summary":"A beach bum's wild fantasy about a delicious burger or a Kafka-esque hellscape in which he wakes up as a full formed \"sensuous treat\" that has no choice but to desire to eat himself from the outside in? You be the judge. ","date_published":"2023-02-27T00:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/f1ddcbef-b1d0-4453-b205-9aecab34e7ac.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":46148879,"duration_in_seconds":2307}]},{"id":"8851e098-6af6-4aee-ab95-87610dcead0c","title":"113 - I'm No Angel","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/imnoangel","content_text":"Another week, another creepy guy talking about cradles... this time, it's Gregg Allman and the song he made famous: \"I'm No Angel.\" Proudly proclaiming how much of a troubled past he has and openly admitting to planned theft. Come on and love me, baby.","content_html":"Another week, another creepy guy talking about cradles... this time, it's Gregg Allman and the song he made famous: "I'm No Angel." Proudly proclaiming how much of a troubled past he has and openly admitting to planned theft. Come on and love me, baby.
","summary":"Another week, another creepy guy talking about cradles... this time, it's Gregg Allman and the song he made famous: \"I'm No Angel.\" Proudly proclaiming how much of a troubled past he has and openly admitting to planned theft. Come on and love me, baby.","date_published":"2023-02-20T00:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/8851e098-6af6-4aee-ab95-87610dcead0c.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":63044357,"duration_in_seconds":3152}]},{"id":"929001d5-5962-4373-a9b4-9a11c5f78810","title":"112 - Wild World","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/wildworld","content_text":"If you're \"letting someone go\" but you're really just trying to frighten them into staying with you, how much of a shitbag are you? Probably a big one. The guys take on Yusuf Islam's Wild World... the song that may have spurned the song I'm Just A Girl by No Doubt. ","content_html":"If you're "letting someone go" but you're really just trying to frighten them into staying with you, how much of a shitbag are you? Probably a big one. The guys take on Yusuf Islam's Wild World... the song that may have spurned the song I'm Just A Girl by No Doubt.
","summary":"If you're \"letting someone go\" but you're really just trying to frighten them into staying with you, how much of a shitbag are you? Probably a big one. The guys take on Yusuf Islam's Wild World... the song that may have spurned the song I'm Just A Girl by No Doubt. ","date_published":"2023-02-13T00:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/929001d5-5962-4373-a9b4-9a11c5f78810.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":69887916,"duration_in_seconds":3494}]},{"id":"319cf731-2437-4325-9aad-a7dde511e140","title":"111 - Young Girl","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/younggirl","content_text":"The guys go back to the Golden Age of music... The Wrecking Crew, the Wall of Sound, and the Horny Old Guy. Seth and Marc take a look at the rollercoaster of emotions that is Young Girl by Gary Puckett and the Union Gap. It's in the name!","content_html":"The guys go back to the Golden Age of music... The Wrecking Crew, the Wall of Sound, and the Horny Old Guy. Seth and Marc take a look at the rollercoaster of emotions that is Young Girl by Gary Puckett and the Union Gap. It's in the name!
","summary":"The guys go back to the Golden Age of music... The Wrecking Crew, the Wall of Sound, and the Horny Old Guy. Seth and Marc take a look at the rollercoaster of emotions that is Young Girl by Gary Puckett and the Union Gap. It's in the name!","date_published":"2023-02-06T00:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/319cf731-2437-4325-9aad-a7dde511e140.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":58268725,"duration_in_seconds":2895}]},{"id":"0ee4fe79-02c5-41e3-9bc9-8c6de28546a5","title":"110 - Jessie's Girl","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/jessiesgirl","content_text":"Seth and Marc call on Doubled Feature's co-host Max to ask themselves \"with friend's like Rick, who needs friends?\" That's right, they're taking on Rick Springfield's Jessie's Girl and all of the mania and stalking that go along with it. Special Guest: Max Arnall.","content_html":"Seth and Marc call on Doubled Feature's co-host Max to ask themselves "with friend's like Rick, who needs friends?" That's right, they're taking on Rick Springfield's Jessie's Girl and all of the mania and stalking that go along with it.
Special Guest: Max Arnall.
","summary":"Seth and Marc call on Doubled Feature's co-host Max to ask themselves \"with friend's like Rick, who needs friends?\" That's right, they're taking on Rick Springfield's Jessie's Girl and all of the mania and stalking that go along with it. ","date_published":"2023-01-30T00:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/0ee4fe79-02c5-41e3-9bc9-8c6de28546a5.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":84532683,"duration_in_seconds":4226}]},{"id":"a837b525-2357-4f9c-8a14-8d8fd1c7a49b","title":"109 - Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/prettyfly","content_text":"What do you get when you mix a molecular biologist, a former janitor, and some ridicule of the white middle class? Seth and Marc unfortunately find out in this week's episode where they look into the lyrics to Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)","content_html":"What do you get when you mix a molecular biologist, a former janitor, and some ridicule of the white middle class? Seth and Marc unfortunately find out in this week's episode where they look into the lyrics to Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)
","summary":"What do you get when you mix a molecular biologist, a former janitor, and some ridicule of the white middle class? Seth and Marc unfortunately find out in this week's episode where they look into the lyrics to Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)","date_published":"2023-01-23T15:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/a837b525-2357-4f9c-8a14-8d8fd1c7a49b.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":63603377,"duration_in_seconds":3179}]},{"id":"43b64900-e950-4cc9-95bc-1c188423f508","title":"108 - Semi-Charmed Life","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/semicharmedlife","content_text":"Seth and Marc look into the true meaning behind one of the 90's upbeat and infection jams; Semi-Charmed Life by Third Eye Blind. Is it all as lush and catchy as it sounds or is there a terrible crystal meth addiction and some red panties hidden somewhere in there?","content_html":"Seth and Marc look into the true meaning behind one of the 90's upbeat and infection jams; Semi-Charmed Life by Third Eye Blind. Is it all as lush and catchy as it sounds or is there a terrible crystal meth addiction and some red panties hidden somewhere in there?
","summary":"Seth and Marc look into the true meaning behind one of the 90's upbeat and infection jams; Semi-Charmed Life by Third Eye Blind. Is it all as lush and catchy as it sounds or is there a terrible crystal meth addiction and some red panties hidden somewhere in there?","date_published":"2023-01-16T00:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/43b64900-e950-4cc9-95bc-1c188423f508.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":104548919,"duration_in_seconds":5209}]},{"id":"d41a0da1-9c5e-4496-bce6-dd89cbf9b2ec","title":"107 - Barbie Girl","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/barbiegirl","content_text":"Seth and Marc painfully comb over the lyrics to Barbie Girl which are either creepy as hell or misogynistic as hell. Throw in the terrible music video and awful voices and this one hurt.","content_html":"Seth and Marc painfully comb over the lyrics to Barbie Girl which are either creepy as hell or misogynistic as hell. Throw in the terrible music video and awful voices and this one hurt.
","summary":"Seth and Marc painfully comb over the lyrics to Barbie Girl which are either creepy as hell or misogynistic as hell. Throw in the terrible music video and awful voices and this one hurt.","date_published":"2023-01-09T00:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/d41a0da1-9c5e-4496-bce6-dd89cbf9b2ec.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":80238675,"duration_in_seconds":4011}]},{"id":"45d63de8-4d56-47a2-8e84-7c5a785a405a","title":"106 - Hey Ya!","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/heyya","content_text":"The guys look into the lyrics for the hit Outkast/Andre 3000 song Hey Ya! one of the rare episodes where the lyrics are actually amazing but the meaning has been overlooked and that's all part of the genius.","content_html":"The guys look into the lyrics for the hit Outkast/Andre 3000 song Hey Ya! one of the rare episodes where the lyrics are actually amazing but the meaning has been overlooked and that's all part of the genius.
","summary":"The guys look into the lyrics for the hit Outkast/Andre 3000 song Hey Ya! one of the rare episodes where the lyrics are actually amazing but the meaning has been overlooked and that's all part of the genius.","date_published":"2023-01-02T11:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/45d63de8-4d56-47a2-8e84-7c5a785a405a.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":89568569,"duration_in_seconds":4478}]},{"id":"6e1617aa-12e3-44cf-b051-0b1badfd83b3","title":"105 - Wonderful Christmastime","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/wonderfulchristmastime","content_text":"Break out your ancient synthesizers and handclaps... Seth and Marc will bring the eggnog and discuss the frightening endurance of the strange and simple Wonderful Christmastime. Did he write it when he was 8? Why can't we look down? Why didn't anyone tell him how boring this song is?","content_html":"Break out your ancient synthesizers and handclaps... Seth and Marc will bring the eggnog and discuss the frightening endurance of the strange and simple Wonderful Christmastime. Did he write it when he was 8? Why can't we look down? Why didn't anyone tell him how boring this song is?
","summary":"Break out your ancient synthesizers and handclaps... Seth and Marc will bring the eggnog and discuss the frightening endurance of the strange and simple Wonderful Christmastime. Did he write it when he was 8? Why can't we look down? Why didn't anyone tell him how boring this song is?","date_published":"2022-12-25T00:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/6e1617aa-12e3-44cf-b051-0b1badfd83b3.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":95448156,"duration_in_seconds":3961}]},{"id":"6ff256c8-ece8-436f-84fc-d7ab8c4feb70","title":"104 - Figured You Out","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/figuredyouout","content_text":"Seth and Marc can't get enough shitting all over Nickelback. This time, it's their weird and questionable pro-bro-anthem Figured You Out which posits that even though the narrator loved all of these behaviors from the beginning, it's okay to suddenly change course and say he knows the \"real\" her and dump her while nothing changes. Classic.","content_html":"Seth and Marc can't get enough shitting all over Nickelback. This time, it's their weird and questionable pro-bro-anthem Figured You Out which posits that even though the narrator loved all of these behaviors from the beginning, it's okay to suddenly change course and say he knows the "real" her and dump her while nothing changes. Classic.
","summary":"Seth and Marc can't get enough shitting all over Nickelback. This time, it's their weird and questionable pro-bro-anthem Figured You Out which posits that even though the narrator loved all of these behaviors from the beginning, it's okay to suddenly change course and say he knows the \"real\" her and dump her while nothing changes. Classic.","date_published":"2022-12-19T00:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/6ff256c8-ece8-436f-84fc-d7ab8c4feb70.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":78479377,"duration_in_seconds":3905}]},{"id":"435901be-ca5a-485e-b613-f1bc2d550a6c","title":"103 - Californication","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/californication","content_text":"As soon as we decided on doing another Red Hot Chili peppers song, I had to call in my bud who can't stand them. Greg from Nice Guys stops back in to help unfurl the lyrical diarrhea that AKieds is spewing out of both ends this time; like usual, 10% sense making to 90% insane drivel... and hypocritical drivel at that.Special Guest: Greg Gebhard.","content_html":"As soon as we decided on doing another Red Hot Chili peppers song, I had to call in my bud who can't stand them. Greg from Nice Guys stops back in to help unfurl the lyrical diarrhea that AKieds is spewing out of both ends this time; like usual, 10% sense making to 90% insane drivel... and hypocritical drivel at that.
Special Guest: Greg Gebhard.
","summary":"As soon as we decided on doing another Red Hot Chili peppers song, I had to call in my bud who can't stand them. Greg from Nice Guys stops back in to help unfurl the lyrical diarrhea that AKieds is spewing out of both ends this time; like usual, 10% sense making to 90% insane drivel... and hypocritical drivel at that.","date_published":"2022-12-12T00:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/435901be-ca5a-485e-b613-f1bc2d550a6c.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":88742853,"duration_in_seconds":4418}]},{"id":"1ec8fb9e-af9d-4c30-9f2c-5259c339be17","title":"102 - P.Y.T.","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/pyt","content_text":"Seth and Marc take a look at the song with a title that wouldn't age too well.... P.Y.T. What's this all about and why is he being so insistent? And what in the fuck is a tenderoni? ","content_html":"Seth and Marc take a look at the song with a title that wouldn't age too well.... P.Y.T. What's this all about and why is he being so insistent? And what in the fuck is a tenderoni?
","summary":"Seth and Marc take a look at the song with a title that wouldn't age too well.... P.Y.T. What's this all about and why is he being so insistent? And what in the fuck is a tenderoni? ","date_published":"2022-12-05T00:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/1ec8fb9e-af9d-4c30-9f2c-5259c339be17.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":70804920,"duration_in_seconds":2950}]},{"id":"d44a6005-12b9-4c30-97cc-60f4eeb1c339","title":"101 - Smooth Criminal","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/smoothcriminal","content_text":"Seth and Marc grab their sequined gloves, their pet chimps, and their arrested development from being pushed to the point of exhaustion as a child and tackle the extremely repetitive Smooth Criminal... the song that made everybody named \"Annie\" want to immediately change it.","content_html":"Seth and Marc grab their sequined gloves, their pet chimps, and their arrested development from being pushed to the point of exhaustion as a child and tackle the extremely repetitive Smooth Criminal... the song that made everybody named "Annie" want to immediately change it.
","summary":"Seth and Marc grab their sequined gloves, their pet chimps, and their arrested development from being pushed to the point of exhaustion as a child and tackle the extremely repetitive Smooth Criminal... the song that made everybody named \"Annie\" want to immediately change it.","date_published":"2022-11-28T00:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/d44a6005-12b9-4c30-97cc-60f4eeb1c339.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":72194216,"duration_in_seconds":3007}]},{"id":"e0cf61d0-9b3f-4103-a41b-9dab5e39ed33","title":"100 - How Bizarre","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/howbizarre","content_text":"EPISODE 100! We sit down with dear friend and co-host of our sister podcast Know Nonsense Trivia Podcast Lee The B to uncover the true meaning behind How Bizarre. What starts out sounding like a song about a boring acid trip where cops harass you, you see a ringmaster come out of a poster, and you ask for people to pay to find out what happens at the end of the story ends up possibly being about something more.Special Guest: Lee Bretschneider.","content_html":"EPISODE 100! We sit down with dear friend and co-host of our sister podcast Know Nonsense Trivia Podcast Lee The B to uncover the true meaning behind How Bizarre. What starts out sounding like a song about a boring acid trip where cops harass you, you see a ringmaster come out of a poster, and you ask for people to pay to find out what happens at the end of the story ends up possibly being about something more.
Special Guest: Lee Bretschneider.
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","summary":"Seth and Marc are back together post-Hurricane Ian to listen to Travie McCoy and Bruno Mars wax poetic about what he would do if he was a billionaire. The short list? Have a TV show, wake up in different cities, play basketball with the president, and MAYBE help with Hurricane Katrina victims. This guy kind of sucks.","date_published":"2022-10-11T21:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/cb69ac3a-ecc4-4e51-a8e4-ae3fb607ccf7.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":85554909,"duration_in_seconds":3564}]},{"id":"b13d2b3c-6722-474a-bde2-1c023be5c78f","title":"93 - Sweat (A La La La La Long)","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/sweat","content_text":"The guys take a little trip to the Caribbean to visit the troublesome reggae hit Sweat by the Bad Boys of Inner Circle. If the music video has anything to say about what's going on here, we got a song about a guy getting a littllllle ahead of himself because he saw someone smile and immediately thinks that's a good queue to tell her he wants to fuck her into exhaustion. Not what we'd recommend. Beware of the high Creep Factor!","content_html":"The guys take a little trip to the Caribbean to visit the troublesome reggae hit Sweat by the Bad Boys of Inner Circle. If the music video has anything to say about what's going on here, we got a song about a guy getting a littllllle ahead of himself because he saw someone smile and immediately thinks that's a good queue to tell her he wants to fuck her into exhaustion. Not what we'd recommend. Beware of the high Creep Factor!
","summary":"The guys take a little trip to the Caribbean to visit the troublesome reggae hit Sweat by the Bad Boys of Inner Circle. If the music video has anything to say about what's going on here, we got a song about a guy getting a littllllle ahead of himself because he saw someone smile and immediately thinks that's a good queue to tell her he wants to fuck her into exhaustion. Not what we'd recommend. Beware of the high Creep Factor!","date_published":"2022-09-26T00:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/b13d2b3c-6722-474a-bde2-1c023be5c78f.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":69470167,"duration_in_seconds":2894}]},{"id":"cbb304e2-9d85-4adb-8aea-1ca5483238ee","title":"92 - Pumped Up Kicks","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/pumpedupkicks","content_text":"Seth and Marc are here to tell you what this song is about. Mark Foster and his People are here to tell you how great they are and how truly important this song is. Today, we look at what's going on in this repetitive earworm outside of the boring chorus and talk about whether or not it hits the Mark.","content_html":"Seth and Marc are here to tell you what this song is about. Mark Foster and his People are here to tell you how great they are and how truly important this song is. Today, we look at what's going on in this repetitive earworm outside of the boring chorus and talk about whether or not it hits the Mark.
","summary":"Seth and Marc are here to tell you what this song is about. Mark Foster and his People are here to tell you how great they are and how truly important this song is. Today, we look at what's going on in this repetitive earworm outside of the boring chorus and talk about whether or not it hits the Mark.","date_published":"2022-09-19T00:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/cbb304e2-9d85-4adb-8aea-1ca5483238ee.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":71862566,"duration_in_seconds":2994}]},{"id":"ed0ff2e1-eeb7-4d36-94ef-9a915a9095b0","title":"91 - He Hit Me","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/hehitme","content_text":"Yikes. Double yikes. TRIPLE yikes, even. This short-played single dealing with abuse seen as love through the eyes of the abused was pretty instantly put on the back burner and with good reason. Carole King and her then husband writing a song about their babysitter who was showing up bruised at the hands of her boyfriend and making it into a hit with Phil Spector? QUADRUPLE YIKES.","content_html":"Yikes. Double yikes. TRIPLE yikes, even. This short-played single dealing with abuse seen as love through the eyes of the abused was pretty instantly put on the back burner and with good reason. Carole King and her then husband writing a song about their babysitter who was showing up bruised at the hands of her boyfriend and making it into a hit with Phil Spector? QUADRUPLE YIKES.
","summary":"Yikes. Double yikes. TRIPLE yikes, even. This short-played single dealing with abuse seen as love through the eyes of the abused was pretty instantly put on the back burner and with good reason. Carole King and her then husband writing a song about their babysitter who was showing up bruised at the hands of her boyfriend and making it into a hit with Phil Spector? QUADRUPLE YIKES.","date_published":"2022-09-12T00:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/ed0ff2e1-eeb7-4d36-94ef-9a915a9095b0.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":35806936,"duration_in_seconds":1476}]},{"id":"35272139-4991-4439-b005-fab71bafa66b","title":"90 - Honey","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/honey","content_text":"Horniness ahead! Seth and Marc talk about a topic they could go on and on about for days... Mariah Carey. On the brink, and in the process, of getting out from clutches of her husband Tony Mottola, she was reformed and ready to get horny. But this song sounds like it might be more about something more addictive than love... and we don't mean honey.","content_html":"Horniness ahead! Seth and Marc talk about a topic they could go on and on about for days... Mariah Carey. On the brink, and in the process, of getting out from clutches of her husband Tony Mottola, she was reformed and ready to get horny. But this song sounds like it might be more about something more addictive than love... and we don't mean honey.
","summary":"Horniness ahead! Seth and Marc talk about a topic they could go on and on about for days... Mariah Carey. On the brink, and in the process, of getting out from clutches of her husband Tony Mottola, she was reformed and ready to get horny. But this song sounds like it might be more about something more addictive than love... and we don't mean honey.","date_published":"2022-09-05T00:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/35272139-4991-4439-b005-fab71bafa66b.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":60325174,"duration_in_seconds":2498}]},{"id":"a0e33d2c-a6ca-4b5e-884d-39d429433c66","title":"89 - Every Picture Tells A Story","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/everypicture","content_text":"Rod's back, baby! And he brought Ronnie Wood with him to tell stories about traveling the world, being so hot and famous you cause a stampede, and then being racist toward Asian people. Why don't we wrap it up by repeating the song title 24 times which has absolutely nothing to do with anything in the song? Whatever, Rod. Just leave the woman in the cabin alone.","content_html":"Rod's back, baby! And he brought Ronnie Wood with him to tell stories about traveling the world, being so hot and famous you cause a stampede, and then being racist toward Asian people. Why don't we wrap it up by repeating the song title 24 times which has absolutely nothing to do with anything in the song? Whatever, Rod. Just leave the woman in the cabin alone.
","summary":"Rod's back, baby! And he brought Ronnie Wood with him to tell stories about traveling the world, being so hot and famous you cause a stampede, and then being racist toward Asian people. Why don't we wrap it up by repeating the song title 24 times which has absolutely nothing to do with anything in the song? Whatever, Rod. Just leave the woman in the cabin alone.","date_published":"2022-08-29T00:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/a0e33d2c-a6ca-4b5e-884d-39d429433c66.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":78107772,"duration_in_seconds":3239}]},{"id":"19a0f59a-e9ed-4434-a03e-34e5dfcde66d","title":"88 - All That She Wants","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/allthatshewants","content_text":"Hej! Seth and Marc take on the the Ace of Base smash hit All That She Wants. Is this song about a woman trying to trick men into planting their seed in her a la Heart to collect welfare or is she just looking to get plowed like a Swedish potato field? Or is she hunting men for sport? The guys take a look and also discuss one members' shady past.","content_html":"Hej! Seth and Marc take on the the Ace of Base smash hit All That She Wants. Is this song about a woman trying to trick men into planting their seed in her a la Heart to collect welfare or is she just looking to get plowed like a Swedish potato field? Or is she hunting men for sport? The guys take a look and also discuss one members' shady past.
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","summary":"A song so bad that Seth and Marc had to just jump into it. It's every kind of bad a song can be.... it's Hot Action Cop talking about being addicted to the \"flava\" of vaginas and begging a woman to stick various things in her until she finally relents, I guess. Atrocious. All we can do is hope the titular fever is terminal.","date_published":"2022-08-08T00:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/1c801bb2-4ae5-4c18-a6f0-7bd9c4aa377c.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":52712289,"duration_in_seconds":2181}]},{"id":"58ba2294-269f-459f-8e92-fbd196509cbb","title":"85 - Is She Really Going Out With Him?","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/isshereally","content_text":"Who had \"Joe Jackson is a borderline incel\" on their 1979 bingo card? I certainly didn't. But here we are... stalking, possibly racist comments, and maybe even some manslaughter thrown in for good measure all because women he is obsessed with are fucking other guys he think are ugly. Yes, Joe... something IS going wrong around here.","content_html":"Who had "Joe Jackson is a borderline incel" on their 1979 bingo card? I certainly didn't. But here we are... stalking, possibly racist comments, and maybe even some manslaughter thrown in for good measure all because women he is obsessed with are fucking other guys he think are ugly. Yes, Joe... something IS going wrong around here.
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","summary":"Easy work for the guys this week with a song that was voted Worst Lyrics by a BBC show; Life by Des'ree. Not only are the lyrics simple and terrible, but they're also random and terrible. And terrible. Oof. Terrible.","date_published":"2022-07-22T00:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/de5d89f2-004c-44cc-9560-ea8a02fd3558.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":63749863,"duration_in_seconds":2641}]},{"id":"8c013fe4-25d3-4139-a0de-b2b6f99852a6","title":"83 - Don't Trust Me","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/donttrustme","content_text":"What has 2 heads, 4 eyes, one Ultimate Frisbee Championship, and a hit song chock full of misogyny and cringey lyrics? That's right... it's 3OH!3! Marc and Seth try to unravel whatever the fuck is going on with this shithead negging madman who decides that the best way to a woman's heart is telling her to shut up and then make fun of a disabled person. Interesting....","content_html":"What has 2 heads, 4 eyes, one Ultimate Frisbee Championship, and a hit song chock full of misogyny and cringey lyrics? That's right... it's 3OH!3! Marc and Seth try to unravel whatever the fuck is going on with this shithead negging madman who decides that the best way to a woman's heart is telling her to shut up and then make fun of a disabled person. Interesting....
","summary":"What has 2 heads, 4 eyes, one Ultimate Frisbee Championship, and a hit song chock full of misogyny and cringey lyrics? That's right... it's 3OH!3! Marc and Seth try to unravel whatever the fuck is going on with this shithead negging madman who decides that the best way to a woman's heart is telling her to shut up and then make fun of a disabled person. Interesting....","date_published":"2022-07-15T00:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/8c013fe4-25d3-4139-a0de-b2b6f99852a6.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":84138277,"duration_in_seconds":3490}]},{"id":"c7008aae-8ae4-469f-889a-de7c9a175a00","title":"82 - American Bad Ass","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/americanbadass","content_text":"Seth and Marc usher in the one man more American Bad Asser than Kid Rock.... Nick Hanlon to the rescue! The guys get together to talk about the Larry The Cable Guy of Country Rap. Robert Ritchie, ex-horse watcher on 6 acres, talking about the double wide life, how he doesn't \"play with ass,\" and referencing the Oklahoma City bombing.Special Guest: Nick Hanlon.","content_html":"Seth and Marc usher in the one man more American Bad Asser than Kid Rock.... Nick Hanlon to the rescue! The guys get together to talk about the Larry The Cable Guy of Country Rap. Robert Ritchie, ex-horse watcher on 6 acres, talking about the double wide life, how he doesn't "play with ass," and referencing the Oklahoma City bombing.
Special Guest: Nick Hanlon.
","summary":"Seth and Marc usher in the one man more American Bad Asser than Kid Rock.... Nick Hanlon to the rescue! The guys get together to talk about the Larry The Cable Guy of Country Rap. Robert Ritchie, ex-horse watcher on 6 acres, talking about the double wide life, how he doesn't \"play with ass,\" and referencing the Oklahoma City bombing.","date_published":"2022-07-08T00:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/c7008aae-8ae4-469f-889a-de7c9a175a00.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":89287401,"duration_in_seconds":5320}]},{"id":"e63d5275-3a08-41a7-80bd-dac6ad1fae5a","title":"81 - Sex On Fire","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/sexonfire","content_text":"Does anyone smell that? Is that burnt hair? Melting plastic? Oh, I'm sorry.... That's just someone's Sex On Fire. Seth and Marc take on the Followill Clan's 2008 hit about.... maybe having sex with a dead person? Definitely about roadhead. And \"kiddie-like playing\" which is problematic on a few levels. Y I K E S.","content_html":"Does anyone smell that? Is that burnt hair? Melting plastic? Oh, I'm sorry.... That's just someone's Sex On Fire. Seth and Marc take on the Followill Clan's 2008 hit about.... maybe having sex with a dead person? Definitely about roadhead. And "kiddie-like playing" which is problematic on a few levels. Y I K E S.
","summary":"Does anyone smell that? Is that burnt hair? Melting plastic? Oh, I'm sorry.... That's just someone's Sex On Fire. Seth and Marc take on the Followill Clan's 2008 hit about.... maybe having sex with a dead person? Definitely about roadhead. And \"kiddie-like playing\" which is problematic on a few levels. Y I K E S.","date_published":"2022-07-01T00:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/e63d5275-3a08-41a7-80bd-dac6ad1fae5a.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":77888197,"duration_in_seconds":3230}]},{"id":"0f516793-77dd-4de5-a652-f02c1a8c98cc","title":"80 - Break Stuff","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/breakstuff","content_text":"The guys get into the sick mind of Frederick Durst and his merry band of misfits this week with Break Stuff. A song that dares to ask the tough questions like \"have you ever had one of those days?\" and \"how about I break your fucking face?\" (yes and no respectively, for the record.) Hit play and take a ride with the biggest chainsaw wielding madman since Leatherface.","content_html":"The guys get into the sick mind of Frederick Durst and his merry band of misfits this week with Break Stuff. A song that dares to ask the tough questions like "have you ever had one of those days?" and "how about I break your fucking face?" (yes and no respectively, for the record.) Hit play and take a ride with the biggest chainsaw wielding madman since Leatherface.
","summary":"The guys get into the sick mind of Frederick Durst and his merry band of misfits this week with Break Stuff. A song that dares to ask the tough questions like \"have you ever had one of those days?\" and \"how about I break your fucking face?\" (yes and no respectively, for the record.) Hit play and take a ride with the biggest chainsaw wielding madman since Leatherface.","date_published":"2022-06-24T00:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/0f516793-77dd-4de5-a652-f02c1a8c98cc.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":62759415,"duration_in_seconds":2614}]},{"id":"73530003-fa86-422a-8000-f0f5cb5cc3ba","title":"79 - She Will Be Loved","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/shewillbeloved","content_text":"Seth and Marc take Adam Levine and his 4 red brethren on with the vaguely-threatening-sounding She Will Be Loved. Is this song about a prostitute? Is it written in first or third person? What in the fuck is going on in the music video? Every step forward creates more questions.","content_html":"Seth and Marc take Adam Levine and his 4 red brethren on with the vaguely-threatening-sounding She Will Be Loved. Is this song about a prostitute? Is it written in first or third person? What in the fuck is going on in the music video? Every step forward creates more questions.
","summary":"Seth and Marc take Adam Levine and his 4 red brethren on with the vaguely-threatening-sounding She Will Be Loved. Is this song about a prostitute? Is it written in first or third person? What in the fuck is going on in the music video? Every step forward creates more questions.","date_published":"2022-06-17T00:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/73530003-fa86-422a-8000-f0f5cb5cc3ba.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":81849701,"duration_in_seconds":3410}]},{"id":"41489a0a-5fc0-4fa2-931b-bb736d28860c","title":"78 - Walk On The Ocean","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/walkontheocean","content_text":"Marc is outnumbered as he goes toe-to-toe against not just Seth but also very special guest Patrick who brought this song to our doorstep like the Barely Breathing carcass of a rodent left by a proud cat. The name of that carcass is Walk On The Ocean by Toad The Wet Sprocket.... a strange name for a rodent, we agree. Much to Marc's chagrin, the writer of the lyrics agrees that the song is hogwash. Still, Marc forges ahead. Who wins in your heart?Special Guest: Patrick Norris.","content_html":"Marc is outnumbered as he goes toe-to-toe against not just Seth but also very special guest Patrick who brought this song to our doorstep like the Barely Breathing carcass of a rodent left by a proud cat. The name of that carcass is Walk On The Ocean by Toad The Wet Sprocket.... a strange name for a rodent, we agree. Much to Marc's chagrin, the writer of the lyrics agrees that the song is hogwash. Still, Marc forges ahead. Who wins in your heart?
Special Guest: Patrick Norris.
","summary":"Marc is outnumbered as he goes toe-to-toe against not just Seth but also very special guest Patrick who brought this song to our doorstep like the Barely Breathing carcass of a rodent left by a proud cat. The name of that carcass is Walk On The Ocean by Toad The Wet Sprocket.... a strange name for a rodent, we agree. Much to Marc's chagrin, the writer of the lyrics agrees that the song is hogwash. Still, Marc forges ahead. Who wins in your heart?","date_published":"2022-06-10T00:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/41489a0a-5fc0-4fa2-931b-bb736d28860c.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":77064277,"duration_in_seconds":3210}]},{"id":"0f06c80a-6ac0-4309-89ab-d6916b182645","title":"77 - That Was A Crazy Game Of Poker","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/crazypoker","content_text":"This is a new low on the podcast ladies, gentlemen and everyone in between. Technically not a single, it's a popular song within certain circles and it's just so bad all around we had to do it... O.A.R.'s \"That Was A Crazy Game Of Poker\" is so terrible, Seth and Marc find themselves mute at times before spiraling into anger and anguish. Grab some popcorn.... it's a long one.","content_html":"This is a new low on the podcast ladies, gentlemen and everyone in between. Technically not a single, it's a popular song within certain circles and it's just so bad all around we had to do it... O.A.R.'s "That Was A Crazy Game Of Poker" is so terrible, Seth and Marc find themselves mute at times before spiraling into anger and anguish. Grab some popcorn.... it's a long one.
","summary":"This is a new low on the podcast ladies, gentlemen and everyone in between. Technically not a single, it's a popular song within certain circles and it's just so bad all around we had to do it... O.A.R.'s \"That Was A Crazy Game Of Poker\" is so terrible, Seth and Marc find themselves mute at times before spiraling into anger and anguish. Grab some popcorn.... it's a long one.","date_published":"2022-06-03T00:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/0f06c80a-6ac0-4309-89ab-d6916b182645.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":93194760,"duration_in_seconds":4641}]},{"id":"a7ea21c8-6249-41bd-b51c-1354ab848936","title":"76 - Shoop","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/shoop","content_text":"I dare any horny people out there to go toe-to-toe with Salt and/or Pepa! This song is all about getting juicy in nature's humidifier by looking at attractive black men. But the song starts to take a weird turn and by the third verse, it's falling apart. Throw an epithet in there and some powerful semen and you've got a full-blown train wreck by the end. This song makes me want to take a shoop.","content_html":"I dare any horny people out there to go toe-to-toe with Salt and/or Pepa! This song is all about getting juicy in nature's humidifier by looking at attractive black men. But the song starts to take a weird turn and by the third verse, it's falling apart. Throw an epithet in there and some powerful semen and you've got a full-blown train wreck by the end. This song makes me want to take a shoop.
","summary":"I dare any horny people out there to go toe-to-toe with Salt and/or Pepa! This song is all about getting juicy in nature's humidifier by looking at attractive black men. But the song starts to take a weird turn and by the third verse, it's falling apart. Throw an epithet in there and some powerful semen and you've got a full-blown train wreck by the end. This song makes me want to take a shoop.","date_published":"2022-05-27T00:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/a7ea21c8-6249-41bd-b51c-1354ab848936.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":98150109,"duration_in_seconds":4089}]},{"id":"99e4bae1-ff11-4341-8815-cd074d73e5a0","title":"75 - Working For The Weekend","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/workingfortheweekend","content_text":"Seth and Marc think they have an easy week ahead of them.... just some dumb lyrics about getting caught up in the rat race of a 9 to 5 job, right? We're not so sure... this song is chock full of deity-esque allusions and instructions on how to take a piece of someone's heart. And who are they singing to? To find out, we gotta start from the start.","content_html":"Seth and Marc think they have an easy week ahead of them.... just some dumb lyrics about getting caught up in the rat race of a 9 to 5 job, right? We're not so sure... this song is chock full of deity-esque allusions and instructions on how to take a piece of someone's heart. And who are they singing to? To find out, we gotta start from the start.
","summary":"Seth and Marc think they have an easy week ahead of them.... just some dumb lyrics about getting caught up in the rat race of a 9 to 5 job, right? We're not so sure... this song is chock full of deity-esque allusions and instructions on how to take a piece of someone's heart. And who are they singing to? To find out, we gotta start from the start.","date_published":"2022-05-20T00:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/99e4bae1-ff11-4341-8815-cd074d73e5a0.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":58794298,"duration_in_seconds":2434}]},{"id":"03fd18dc-64df-46c2-8c10-79b4489415c3","title":"74 - Bubble Toes","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/bubbletoes","content_text":"Hawaii is the home to some gorgeous culture and scenery... it is also responsible for the man who did this. Seth and Marc try to work through the college bros' Anthony Kiedis who bought an acoustic guitar instead of putting a sock on his dick. A love song that was almost certainly written while on pills of some kind, this somehow helped him manage to win over a beautiful woman so who are we to judge? Yet, here we are....","content_html":"Hawaii is the home to some gorgeous culture and scenery... it is also responsible for the man who did this. Seth and Marc try to work through the college bros' Anthony Kiedis who bought an acoustic guitar instead of putting a sock on his dick. A love song that was almost certainly written while on pills of some kind, this somehow helped him manage to win over a beautiful woman so who are we to judge? Yet, here we are....
","summary":"Hawaii is the home to some gorgeous culture and scenery... it is also responsible for the man who did this. Seth and Marc try to work through the college bros' Anthony Kiedis who bought an acoustic guitar instead of putting a sock on his dick. A love song that was almost certainly written while on pills of some kind, this somehow helped him manage to win over a beautiful woman so who are we to judge? Yet, here we are....","date_published":"2022-05-13T00:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/03fd18dc-64df-46c2-8c10-79b4489415c3.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":81379496,"duration_in_seconds":3390}]},{"id":"4ae4251a-3d8a-40e2-831b-e5ab13866021","title":"73 - Steal My Sunshine","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/stealmysunshine","content_text":"Imagine if you went to a rave, probably did a lot of drugs, laying in the grass, were in the middle of a fight with your sister, and wrote a song about how you were feeling in \"tribal lunar speak.\" You'd probably get whatever the fuck mess this is. Seth and Marc bob their heads to a great sample with lyrics that sink this bad boy like the Edmund Fitzgerald. ","content_html":"Imagine if you went to a rave, probably did a lot of drugs, laying in the grass, were in the middle of a fight with your sister, and wrote a song about how you were feeling in "tribal lunar speak." You'd probably get whatever the fuck mess this is. Seth and Marc bob their heads to a great sample with lyrics that sink this bad boy like the Edmund Fitzgerald.
","summary":"Imagine if you went to a rave, probably did a lot of drugs, laying in the grass, were in the middle of a fight with your sister, and wrote a song about how you were feeling in \"tribal lunar speak.\" You'd probably get whatever the fuck mess this is. Seth and Marc bob their heads to a great sample with lyrics that sink this bad boy like the Edmund Fitzgerald. ","date_published":"2022-05-06T00:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/4ae4251a-3d8a-40e2-831b-e5ab13866021.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":86730675,"duration_in_seconds":3598}]},{"id":"4d361717-606c-46b0-98bf-d089eb418df9","title":"72 - Follow Me","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/followme","content_text":"Marc and Seth are here with Uncle Kracker to tuck you in a night behind your husband's back. Let the needle drop on the hit album Double Wide and let the radio waves wash over you with a sweet song about infidelity and empty promises. It's probably better that you won't find nobody else like him.","content_html":"Marc and Seth are here with Uncle Kracker to tuck you in a night behind your husband's back. Let the needle drop on the hit album Double Wide and let the radio waves wash over you with a sweet song about infidelity and empty promises. It's probably better that you won't find nobody else like him.
","summary":"Marc and Seth are here with Uncle Kracker to tuck you in a night behind your husband's back. Let the needle drop on the hit album Double Wide and let the radio waves wash over you with a sweet song about infidelity and empty promises. It's probably better that you won't find nobody else like him.","date_published":"2022-04-29T00:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/4d361717-606c-46b0-98bf-d089eb418df9.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":73848081,"duration_in_seconds":3076}]},{"id":"f04e29fe-d0de-44c6-9b74-5ace95cd2513","title":"71 - Tonight (I'm Fucking You)","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/tonight","content_text":"Surprise! You're getting fucked by Enrique Iglesias whether you knew it or not. Seth and Marc comb through the \"not arrogant\" lyrics of Tonight (I'm Fucking You) which turns out to be incredibly arrogant. Who knew?! Listen to the guys comb through one of the highest Creep Factors they've had in a minute.","content_html":"Surprise! You're getting fucked by Enrique Iglesias whether you knew it or not. Seth and Marc comb through the "not arrogant" lyrics of Tonight (I'm Fucking You) which turns out to be incredibly arrogant. Who knew?! Listen to the guys comb through one of the highest Creep Factors they've had in a minute.
","summary":"Surprise! You're getting fucked by Enrique Iglesias whether you knew it or not. Seth and Marc comb through the \"not arrogant\" lyrics of Tonight (I'm Fucking You) which turns out to be incredibly arrogant. Who knew?! Listen to the guys comb through one of the highest Creep Factors they've had in a minute.","date_published":"2022-04-22T00:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/f04e29fe-d0de-44c6-9b74-5ace95cd2513.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":64964358,"duration_in_seconds":2706}]},{"id":"c10940ff-c028-4327-938b-7f52c99585f4","title":"70 - Breakfast At Tiffany's","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/breakfastattiffanys","content_text":"Marc releases his wrath on a song that's been bugging him a little more than he realized and Seth lends a supportive ear. The target of their woes? Breakfast At Tiffany's. A song so offensive in its mediocrity that it's driven the guys to the brink of madness. Listen to them vent about everything from the racism in the movie to the fact that the song wasn't inspired by the movie at all.","content_html":"Marc releases his wrath on a song that's been bugging him a little more than he realized and Seth lends a supportive ear. The target of their woes? Breakfast At Tiffany's. A song so offensive in its mediocrity that it's driven the guys to the brink of madness. Listen to them vent about everything from the racism in the movie to the fact that the song wasn't inspired by the movie at all.
","summary":"Marc releases his wrath on a song that's been bugging him a little more than he realized and Seth lends a supportive ear. The target of their woes? Breakfast At Tiffany's. A song so offensive in its mediocrity that it's driven the guys to the brink of madness. Listen to them vent about everything from the racism in the movie to the fact that the song wasn't inspired by the movie at all.","date_published":"2022-04-15T00:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/c10940ff-c028-4327-938b-7f52c99585f4.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":70451044,"duration_in_seconds":2920}]},{"id":"9d5175e1-91de-4dfd-ab88-2d6ece1bfa38","title":"69 - Kiss From A Rose","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/kissfromarose","content_text":"Seth and Marc wade through the mess of \"mystery\" lyrics that seem pretty obvious with Seal's's's Kiss From A Rose. How can a song so good also be so dumb? Get deep into the YA poetry of the song that almost got scrapped.","content_html":"Seth and Marc wade through the mess of "mystery" lyrics that seem pretty obvious with Seal's's's Kiss From A Rose. How can a song so good also be so dumb? Get deep into the YA poetry of the song that almost got scrapped.
","summary":"Seth and Marc wade through the mess of \"mystery\" lyrics that seem pretty obvious with Seal's's's Kiss From A Rose. How can a song so good also be so dumb? Get deep into the YA poetry of the song that almost got scrapped.","date_published":"2022-04-08T17:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/9d5175e1-91de-4dfd-ab88-2d6ece1bfa38.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":59002797,"duration_in_seconds":2458}]},{"id":"9f81838b-4d40-451d-beb2-b1c4989d0927","title":"68 - Voodoo","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/voodoo","content_text":"Marc and Seth travel deep into the heart of Haiti to uncover the secret to becoming a \"zombi\" and, instead, come back with this hunk of shit. Sully and crew write a song that sounds like it's about heroin but is instead about something much more boring.... a movie. The guys go through this with a fine-toothed comb but not before calling them on their bullshit claim surrounding their name.","content_html":"Marc and Seth travel deep into the heart of Haiti to uncover the secret to becoming a "zombi" and, instead, come back with this hunk of shit. Sully and crew write a song that sounds like it's about heroin but is instead about something much more boring.... a movie. The guys go through this with a fine-toothed comb but not before calling them on their bullshit claim surrounding their name.
","summary":"Marc and Seth travel deep into the heart of Haiti to uncover the secret to becoming a \"zombi\" and, instead, come back with this hunk of shit. Sully and crew write a song that sounds like it's about heroin but is instead about something much more boring.... a movie. The guys go through this with a fine-toothed comb but not before calling them on their bullshit claim surrounding their name.","date_published":"2022-04-01T00:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/9f81838b-4d40-451d-beb2-b1c4989d0927.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":61829037,"duration_in_seconds":2576}]},{"id":"a41c496a-6850-44d4-9093-029d08a9eb6d","title":"67 - Hot Blooded","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/hotblooded","content_text":"Is it a byproduct of some yet-to-be-named disease? Is it just good ol' fashioned horniness? Whatever it is, the boys in Foreigner are Hot Blooded and they are open to the idea of you looking for yourself. Seth and Marc get into the increasingly creepy 70's anthem about how hard it was to be a rocker in the golden age of rock. ","content_html":"Is it a byproduct of some yet-to-be-named disease? Is it just good ol' fashioned horniness? Whatever it is, the boys in Foreigner are Hot Blooded and they are open to the idea of you looking for yourself. Seth and Marc get into the increasingly creepy 70's anthem about how hard it was to be a rocker in the golden age of rock.
","summary":"Is it a byproduct of some yet-to-be-named disease? Is it just good ol' fashioned horniness? Whatever it is, the boys in Foreigner are Hot Blooded and they are open to the idea of you looking for yourself. Seth and Marc get into the increasingly creepy 70's anthem about how hard it was to be a rocker in the golden age of rock. ","date_published":"2022-03-25T00:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/a41c496a-6850-44d4-9093-029d08a9eb6d.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":59233039,"duration_in_seconds":2452}]},{"id":"e7efde8a-743f-465f-8358-9d09f88a7ea1","title":"66 - Love The One You're With","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/lovetheoneyourewith","content_text":"Let's get into some good ol' fashioned folk. Back when someone would say \"Hey, cat. You look bummed out. Just go fuck someone to forget about that person you're in love with.\" Marc and Seth get in the wayback machine to a simpler time when people just sexed their troubles away and talked about things like \"fisted gloves\" in Stephen Stills' hit Love The One You're With.","content_html":"Let's get into some good ol' fashioned folk. Back when someone would say "Hey, cat. You look bummed out. Just go fuck someone to forget about that person you're in love with." Marc and Seth get in the wayback machine to a simpler time when people just sexed their troubles away and talked about things like "fisted gloves" in Stephen Stills' hit Love The One You're With.
","summary":"Let's get into some good ol' fashioned folk. Back when someone would say \"Hey, cat. You look bummed out. Just go fuck someone to forget about that person you're in love with.\" Marc and Seth get in the wayback machine to a simpler time when people just sexed their troubles away and talked about things like \"fisted gloves\" in Stephen Stills' hit Love The One You're With.","date_published":"2022-03-18T00:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/e7efde8a-743f-465f-8358-9d09f88a7ea1.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":57843804,"duration_in_seconds":2394}]},{"id":"371b8539-ce81-4084-96ee-f070f76239f3","title":"65 - Sunglasses At Night","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/sunglassesatnight","content_text":"Is that partial 3rd person narration we hear? Is Corey Hart losing his marbles? Seth and Marc feel around for some rhyme or reason to the 80's creepy hit that is apparently about being cheated on and trying to not see it? Except it doesn't really succeed in explaining what the fuck is going on and reads like a weirdo talking about switchblades.","content_html":"Is that partial 3rd person narration we hear? Is Corey Hart losing his marbles? Seth and Marc feel around for some rhyme or reason to the 80's creepy hit that is apparently about being cheated on and trying to not see it? Except it doesn't really succeed in explaining what the fuck is going on and reads like a weirdo talking about switchblades.
","summary":"Is that partial 3rd person narration we hear? Is Corey Hart losing his marbles? Seth and Marc feel around for some rhyme or reason to the 80's creepy hit that is apparently about being cheated on and trying to not see it? Except it doesn't really succeed in explaining what the fuck is going on and reads like a weirdo talking about switchblades.","date_published":"2022-03-11T00:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/371b8539-ce81-4084-96ee-f070f76239f3.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":59657572,"duration_in_seconds":2470}]},{"id":"7d3d116b-a7ce-439b-b042-2d7a190a4dcb","title":"64 - Chop Suey","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/chopsuey","content_text":"WAKE UP! Marc and Seth are joined by screen printing professional and all-around bad ass Joe Lachut to... be kind of surprised by the lyrics to an angry circus song. We get into the thick of the verse and chorus that just repeats plus that other part and talk about weird delivery working overtime against lyrics that are actually pretty captivating.Special Guest: Joe Lachut.","content_html":"WAKE UP! Marc and Seth are joined by screen printing professional and all-around bad ass Joe Lachut to... be kind of surprised by the lyrics to an angry circus song. We get into the thick of the verse and chorus that just repeats plus that other part and talk about weird delivery working overtime against lyrics that are actually pretty captivating.
Special Guest: Joe Lachut.
","summary":"WAKE UP! Marc and Seth are joined by screen printing professional and all-around bad ass Joe Lachut to... be kind of surprised by the lyrics to an angry circus song. We get into the thick of the verse and chorus that just repeats plus that other part and talk about weird delivery working overtime against lyrics that are actually pretty captivating.","date_published":"2022-03-04T00:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/7d3d116b-a7ce-439b-b042-2d7a190a4dcb.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":85753834,"duration_in_seconds":3557}]},{"id":"42aadd75-36be-40e8-b2cd-9d35cbcbb9d7","title":"63 - Lullaby","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/lullaby","content_text":"Seth and Marc field a request for a song that resides deep in the depths of Marc's hate bin. Lullaby; the song that Shawn Mullins is so enamored with, he laughs at his own lyrics. Listen to Beck-lite pull an opposite of Hey Jude and take a better song and make it sad. Good luck sleeping after hearing Ol' Man Mullins talk like a sketchy heroin dealer trying to \"lull\" your 9 year old daughter.","content_html":"Seth and Marc field a request for a song that resides deep in the depths of Marc's hate bin. Lullaby; the song that Shawn Mullins is so enamored with, he laughs at his own lyrics. Listen to Beck-lite pull an opposite of Hey Jude and take a better song and make it sad. Good luck sleeping after hearing Ol' Man Mullins talk like a sketchy heroin dealer trying to "lull" your 9 year old daughter.
","summary":"Seth and Marc field a request for a song that resides deep in the depths of Marc's hate bin. Lullaby; the song that Shawn Mullins is so enamored with, he laughs at his own lyrics. Listen to Beck-lite pull an opposite of Hey Jude and take a better song and make it sad. Good luck sleeping after hearing Ol' Man Mullins talk like a sketchy heroin dealer trying to \"lull\" your 9 year old daughter.","date_published":"2022-02-25T00:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/42aadd75-36be-40e8-b2cd-9d35cbcbb9d7.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":72167522,"duration_in_seconds":2991}]},{"id":"0e8e512b-53c0-452e-9b49-8a6434c8292e","title":"62 - Don't You Want Me","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/dontyouwantme","content_text":"I was hosting a podcast with my good friend Seth... that much is true. This song is about being a real creepy dick, did you ever have a clue? Listen in as the guys listen to the threats and coercion of a jealous shitbag who can't stand someone leaving him. Sounds like she's out of his.... Human League.","content_html":"I was hosting a podcast with my good friend Seth... that much is true. This song is about being a real creepy dick, did you ever have a clue? Listen in as the guys listen to the threats and coercion of a jealous shitbag who can't stand someone leaving him. Sounds like she's out of his.... Human League.
","summary":"I was hosting a podcast with my good friend Seth... that much is true. This song is about being a real creepy dick, did you ever have a clue? Listen in as the guys listen to the threats and coercion of a jealous shitbag who can't stand someone leaving him. Sounds like she's out of his.... Human League.","date_published":"2022-02-17T23:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/0e8e512b-53c0-452e-9b49-8a6434c8292e.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":53746675,"duration_in_seconds":2224}]},{"id":"b87bb4fb-c903-48b0-9d40-b35dd1d5a4c5","title":"61 - Raise Your Glass","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/raiseyourglass","content_text":"Marc and Seth Raise their respective Glasses to the best panty snatcher of them all... Pink! On this episode, listen as she lures all of the miscreants of the world into non-stop drinking and wishing for them to just freak out (whatever that entails.) ","content_html":"Marc and Seth Raise their respective Glasses to the best panty snatcher of them all... Pink! On this episode, listen as she lures all of the miscreants of the world into non-stop drinking and wishing for them to just freak out (whatever that entails.)
","summary":"Marc and Seth Raise their respective Glasses to the best panty snatcher of them all... Pink! On this episode, listen as she lures all of the miscreants of the world into non-stop drinking and wishing for them to just freak out (whatever that entails.) ","date_published":"2022-02-11T23:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/b87bb4fb-c903-48b0-9d40-b35dd1d5a4c5.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":56769015,"duration_in_seconds":2365}]},{"id":"91f3522c-5f9a-4335-adb1-3d15ca96c6fa","title":"60 - Who Made Who","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/whomadewho","content_text":"Seth and Marc talk about the title track of the soundtrack to Stephen King's coke-fueled directorial debut AND finale Maximum Overdrive. It also asks one of the dumbest faux philosophical questions of our age: Who Made Who? Listen to Marc's Elmo version of Brian Johnson as the guys try to figure out what the fuck is happening here. ","content_html":"Seth and Marc talk about the title track of the soundtrack to Stephen King's coke-fueled directorial debut AND finale Maximum Overdrive. It also asks one of the dumbest faux philosophical questions of our age: Who Made Who? Listen to Marc's Elmo version of Brian Johnson as the guys try to figure out what the fuck is happening here.
","summary":"Seth and Marc talk about the title track of the soundtrack to Stephen King's coke-fueled directorial debut AND finale Maximum Overdrive. It also asks one of the dumbest faux philosophical questions of our age: Who Made Who? Listen to Marc's Elmo version of Brian Johnson as the guys try to figure out what the fuck is happening here. ","date_published":"2022-02-03T22:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/91f3522c-5f9a-4335-adb1-3d15ca96c6fa.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":59558265,"duration_in_seconds":2481}]},{"id":"80512adc-c193-44c1-8bb8-d2354cafd02c","title":"59 - Shake It","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/shakeit","content_text":"Seth and Marc bring in good friends Rachelle and Daisy Caplan to dismember the lyrics to Shake It by Metro Station. Is it possible that this song is about necrophilia? Withholding a safe ride in exchange for sexual congress? We think it's quite likely. ALSO! The thrilling story of the band name!Special Guests: Daisy Caplan and Rachelle Caplan.","content_html":"Seth and Marc bring in good friends Rachelle and Daisy Caplan to dismember the lyrics to Shake It by Metro Station. Is it possible that this song is about necrophilia? Withholding a safe ride in exchange for sexual congress? We think it's quite likely. ALSO! The thrilling story of the band name!
Special Guests: Daisy Caplan and Rachelle Caplan.
","summary":"Seth and Marc bring in good friends Rachelle and Daisy Caplan to dismember the lyrics to Shake It by Metro Station. Is it possible that this song is about necrophilia? Withholding a safe ride in exchange for sexual congress? We think it's quite likely. ALSO! The thrilling story of the band name!","date_published":"2022-01-27T23:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/80512adc-c193-44c1-8bb8-d2354cafd02c.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":70262033,"duration_in_seconds":2912}]},{"id":"e2fdd806-6c45-456f-8e08-1671076bec51","title":"58 - Stupify","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/stupify","content_text":"It's hard for us to give just one... FUCK about this pile of shit. Are David Draiman and Co. using antisemitism as a way to push a terrible song? I would say quite possibly. Lyrics that are supposedly about his relationship that was soured due to his Jewish upbringing but sounds more like just a shitty nu metal song with terrible lyrics. Judge for yourself.","content_html":"It's hard for us to give just one... FUCK about this pile of shit. Are David Draiman and Co. using antisemitism as a way to push a terrible song? I would say quite possibly. Lyrics that are supposedly about his relationship that was soured due to his Jewish upbringing but sounds more like just a shitty nu metal song with terrible lyrics. Judge for yourself.
","summary":"It's hard for us to give just one... FUCK about this pile of shit. Are David Draiman and Co. using antisemitism as a way to push a terrible song? I would say quite possibly. Lyrics that are supposedly about his relationship that was soured due to his Jewish upbringing but sounds more like just a shitty nu metal song with terrible lyrics. Judge for yourself.","date_published":"2022-01-20T23:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/e2fdd806-6c45-456f-8e08-1671076bec51.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":52421821,"duration_in_seconds":2184}]},{"id":"5ecce806-feed-4020-931b-01fca860c5e0","title":"57 - Rebel Yell","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/rebelyell","content_text":"You wake up in the middle of the night. The room is pitch black. Is that the sound of an angel pumping on your floor? Seth and Marc throw on the lights and take a look at the atrocious lyrics behind yet another horny Billy Idol song..... the man who will do whatever he needs as long as it doesn't mess up his hair.","content_html":"You wake up in the middle of the night. The room is pitch black. Is that the sound of an angel pumping on your floor? Seth and Marc throw on the lights and take a look at the atrocious lyrics behind yet another horny Billy Idol song..... the man who will do whatever he needs as long as it doesn't mess up his hair.
","summary":"You wake up in the middle of the night. The room is pitch black. Is that the sound of an angel pumping on your floor? Seth and Marc throw on the lights and take a look at the atrocious lyrics behind yet another horny Billy Idol song..... the man who will do whatever he needs as long as it doesn't mess up his hair.","date_published":"2022-01-13T23:45:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/5ecce806-feed-4020-931b-01fca860c5e0.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":67552362,"duration_in_seconds":2814}]},{"id":"d03fe310-6ef0-4999-9dde-71e7c9e61b23","title":"56 - Zoot Suit Riot","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/zootsuitriot","content_text":"Seth and Marc crack open the ancient tomes and give you a bit of a history lesson as they school you on the REAL meaning of Zoot Suit Riot. Then, they go over the shitty lyrics of the real song and talk about how singer Steve Perry (Steeve Perry) didn't really seem to care about what really happened or to let you know... just to use that catchy title. Blow, daddy!","content_html":"Seth and Marc crack open the ancient tomes and give you a bit of a history lesson as they school you on the REAL meaning of Zoot Suit Riot. Then, they go over the shitty lyrics of the real song and talk about how singer Steve Perry (Steeve Perry) didn't really seem to care about what really happened or to let you know... just to use that catchy title. Blow, daddy!
","summary":"Seth and Marc crack open the ancient tomes and give you a bit of a history lesson as they school you on the REAL meaning of Zoot Suit Riot. Then, they go over the shitty lyrics of the real song and talk about how singer Steve Perry (Steeve Perry) didn't really seem to care about what really happened or to let you know... just to use that catchy title. Blow, daddy!","date_published":"2022-01-07T00:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/d03fe310-6ef0-4999-9dde-71e7c9e61b23.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":71688524,"duration_in_seconds":2971}]},{"id":"2f5734d0-4723-475c-9c50-92bc2265be52","title":"55 - Do They Know It's Christmas?","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/dotheyknowitschristmas","content_text":"Being the UK's best-selling single of all time, you'd think more people would be appalled at the lyrics to Do The Know It's Christmas? Marc and Seth want to make sure they let a few more people know. Check out the song that raised millions for Ethiopian relief while simultaneously saying \"What the fuck is Africa like and are these people even human?\"","content_html":"Being the UK's best-selling single of all time, you'd think more people would be appalled at the lyrics to Do The Know It's Christmas? Marc and Seth want to make sure they let a few more people know. Check out the song that raised millions for Ethiopian relief while simultaneously saying "What the fuck is Africa like and are these people even human?"
","summary":"Being the UK's best-selling single of all time, you'd think more people would be appalled at the lyrics to Do The Know It's Christmas? Marc and Seth want to make sure they let a few more people know. Check out the song that raised millions for Ethiopian relief while simultaneously saying \"What the fuck is Africa like and are these people even human?\"","date_published":"2021-12-31T00:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/2f5734d0-4723-475c-9c50-92bc2265be52.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":61826530,"duration_in_seconds":2575}]},{"id":"c76bf848-4a4a-4f7a-94dc-ed6c6bf1a295","title":"54 - Christmas In The Sand","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/christmasinthesand","content_text":"HO HO HO! Seth and Marc discuss Colbie Caillat's song about getting heat exhaustion and hallucinating getting fucked by Santa Claus and possibly Rudolph: Christmas In The Sand. This song is a wild ride and a great way to get everyone horny for the holidays. Enjoy!","content_html":"HO HO HO! Seth and Marc discuss Colbie Caillat's song about getting heat exhaustion and hallucinating getting fucked by Santa Claus and possibly Rudolph: Christmas In The Sand. This song is a wild ride and a great way to get everyone horny for the holidays. Enjoy!
","summary":"HO HO HO! Seth and Marc discuss Colbie Caillat's song about getting heat exhaustion and hallucinating getting fucked by Santa Claus and possibly Rudolph: Christmas In The Sand. This song is a wild ride and a great way to get everyone horny for the holidays. Enjoy!","date_published":"2021-12-23T22:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/c76bf848-4a4a-4f7a-94dc-ed6c6bf1a295.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":50069634,"duration_in_seconds":2071}]},{"id":"dce9a15e-6a87-4689-88a4-ed6c17845550","title":"53 - Marry You","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/marryyou","content_text":"Seth and Marc are drunk in Sin City and they don't know if it's the look in your eyes... or maybe it's the dancing juice. What they DO know is this song is weird and coercive. A song about getting drunk with someone and not taking no for an answer that ended up being everyone's marriage anthem. Wild times.","content_html":"Seth and Marc are drunk in Sin City and they don't know if it's the look in your eyes... or maybe it's the dancing juice. What they DO know is this song is weird and coercive. A song about getting drunk with someone and not taking no for an answer that ended up being everyone's marriage anthem. Wild times.
","summary":"Seth and Marc are drunk in Sin City and they don't know if it's the look in your eyes... or maybe it's the dancing juice. What they DO know is this song is weird and coercive. A song about getting drunk with someone and not taking no for an answer that ended up being everyone's marriage anthem. Wild times.","date_published":"2021-12-17T00:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/dce9a15e-6a87-4689-88a4-ed6c17845550.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":53328474,"duration_in_seconds":2206}]},{"id":"2c3dde5f-33ee-4df4-b369-a6a429a90773","title":"52 - Whenever, Wherever","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/wheneverwherever","content_text":"Seth and Marc invite Kyle Anne on to the show to go through the Shakira translated trainwreck that is Whenever, Wherever. We quickly found out why the title of the song is \"Suerte\" in Spanish because she says the word \"lucky\" NINE TIMES over 3 verses. Someone should look hereover and thereunder for whoever let these lyrics get recorded and hang them by their toenails.Special Guest: Kyle Anne Bretschneider.","content_html":"Seth and Marc invite Kyle Anne on to the show to go through the Shakira translated trainwreck that is Whenever, Wherever. We quickly found out why the title of the song is "Suerte" in Spanish because she says the word "lucky" NINE TIMES over 3 verses. Someone should look hereover and thereunder for whoever let these lyrics get recorded and hang them by their toenails.
Special Guest: Kyle Anne Bretschneider.
","summary":"Seth and Marc invite Kyle Anne on to the show to go through the Shakira translated trainwreck that is Whenever, Wherever. We quickly found out why the title of the song is \"Suerte\" in Spanish because she says the word \"lucky\" NINE TIMES over 3 verses. Someone should look hereover and thereunder for whoever let these lyrics get recorded and hang them by their toenails.","date_published":"2021-12-10T00:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/2c3dde5f-33ee-4df4-b369-a6a429a90773.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":71590474,"duration_in_seconds":2982}]},{"id":"339772ff-78ed-41a6-98f1-c34accf194bc","title":"51 - Graduation (Friends Forever)","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/graduation","content_text":"Vitamins S and M breakdown Vitamin C and her song Graduation that might very well have been written for graduating the 5th grade. A song so bad its own lyrics make the rest of its lyrics barely matter and has a rhyme scheme that rivals Dr. Seuss. Also, Canon in D.... in C?!","content_html":"Vitamins S and M breakdown Vitamin C and her song Graduation that might very well have been written for graduating the 5th grade. A song so bad its own lyrics make the rest of its lyrics barely matter and has a rhyme scheme that rivals Dr. Seuss. Also, Canon in D.... in C?!
","summary":"Vitamins S and M breakdown Vitamin C and her song Graduation that might very well have been written for graduating the 5th grade. A song so bad its own lyrics make the rest of its lyrics barely matter and has a rhyme scheme that rivals Dr. Seuss. Also, Canon in D.... in C?!","date_published":"2021-12-02T22:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/339772ff-78ed-41a6-98f1-c34accf194bc.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":81644692,"duration_in_seconds":2915}]},{"id":"f76be15f-b00e-4a8a-946f-72e020c9ce13","title":"50 - Fat Lip","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/fatlip","content_text":"Marc and Seth hold Deryck and Co. accountable for their shitty turn-of-the-century behavior AND eagerness to rub your face in it. Laughing at old people, calling people names, not showing up for people, and much more! ","content_html":"Marc and Seth hold Deryck and Co. accountable for their shitty turn-of-the-century behavior AND eagerness to rub your face in it. Laughing at old people, calling people names, not showing up for people, and much more!
","summary":"Marc and Seth hold Deryck and Co. accountable for their shitty turn-of-the-century behavior AND eagerness to rub your face in it. Laughing at old people, calling people names, not showing up for people, and much more! ","date_published":"2021-11-26T18:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/f76be15f-b00e-4a8a-946f-72e020c9ce13.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":91298087,"duration_in_seconds":3260}]},{"id":"30b9d166-5c30-45ab-a156-007c2a1c313e","title":"49 - Come On Eileen","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/comeoneileen","content_text":"Seth and Marc don their best paperboy outfits and pull apart Come On Eileen to see what lurks inside! As surprising as it is, this song has some great lyrics. As unsurprising as it is, this song also has some incredibly horny lyrics complete with Dexys Midnight Wingmen egging the titular Eileen on. Prepare for British Poetry.","content_html":"Seth and Marc don their best paperboy outfits and pull apart Come On Eileen to see what lurks inside! As surprising as it is, this song has some great lyrics. As unsurprising as it is, this song also has some incredibly horny lyrics complete with Dexys Midnight Wingmen egging the titular Eileen on. Prepare for British Poetry.
","summary":"Seth and Marc don their best paperboy outfits and pull apart Come On Eileen to see what lurks inside! As surprising as it is, this song has some great lyrics. As unsurprising as it is, this song also has some incredibly horny lyrics complete with Dexys Midnight Wingmen egging the titular Eileen on. Prepare for British Poetry.","date_published":"2021-11-18T23:15:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/30b9d166-5c30-45ab-a156-007c2a1c313e.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":71224721,"duration_in_seconds":2530}]},{"id":"9c63c019-1f4d-4310-90b7-67ab15a8af56","title":"48 - I Wanna Love You Forever","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/iwannaloveyouforever","content_text":"Seth and Marc enlist long time friend Jamie Carmichael to help power through this sexually charged and possibly religious single from Jessica Simpson. Rife with, what might be, problematic double entendres and a music video that has nothing to do with the song at all, this song poised the would-be Mickey Mouse member for a semi-illustrious music career and getting shat all over by the press. Special Guest: Jamie Carmichael.","content_html":"Seth and Marc enlist long time friend Jamie Carmichael to help power through this sexually charged and possibly religious single from Jessica Simpson. Rife with, what might be, problematic double entendres and a music video that has nothing to do with the song at all, this song poised the would-be Mickey Mouse member for a semi-illustrious music career and getting shat all over by the press.
Special Guest: Jamie Carmichael.
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","summary":"Seth and Marc take on the Knights In Satan's Service with their pedophile anthem Christine Sixteen. Watching a teenage girl walk out of a school? Sure! Talking about her like she's a piece of furniture? Go for it! Making references to getting a handjob right of the rip? Do it, Gene! Strap yourselves in, folks.","date_published":"2021-11-05T00:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/2d57dedb-e8fe-4851-b31c-14c64afce598.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":61285332,"duration_in_seconds":2175}]},{"id":"20e3b5fc-24df-47ba-8701-b369f0ff106d","title":"46 - Monster Mash","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/monstermash","content_text":"Seth and Marc have to call in an expert for this MONSTER-osity... Profiles In Eccentricity's own John Fahy has been hating this song since he was a wee lad. For a very spooky Halloween episode, we've brought him in to speak about the shitty sound effects, the stupid storyline, athe full length album, and much more.Special Guest: John Fahy.","content_html":"Seth and Marc have to call in an expert for this MONSTER-osity... Profiles In Eccentricity's own John Fahy has been hating this song since he was a wee lad. For a very spooky Halloween episode, we've brought him in to speak about the shitty sound effects, the stupid storyline, athe full length album, and much more.
Special Guest: John Fahy.
","summary":"Seth and Marc have to call in an expert for this MONSTER-osity... Profiles In Eccentricity's own John Fahy has been hating this song since he was a wee lad. For a very spooky Halloween episode, we've brought him in to speak about the shitty sound effects, the stupid storyline, athe full length album, and much more.","date_published":"2021-10-29T00:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/20e3b5fc-24df-47ba-8701-b369f0ff106d.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":86966496,"duration_in_seconds":3092}]},{"id":"9fb87f25-ccf3-42e8-b8b5-e44632ff3291","title":"45 - More Than Words","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/morethanwords","content_text":"Marc and Seth talk love languages and confusing sentences in this week's episode with More Than Words. The first verse is like a proverbial maze that winds up with a pretty fruitless ending. This song is like if you took a funk metal band and gave them an acoustic guitar and told them to write a song about love.... oh wait,","content_html":"Marc and Seth talk love languages and confusing sentences in this week's episode with More Than Words. The first verse is like a proverbial maze that winds up with a pretty fruitless ending. This song is like if you took a funk metal band and gave them an acoustic guitar and told them to write a song about love.... oh wait,
","summary":"Marc and Seth talk love languages and confusing sentences in this week's episode with More Than Words. The first verse is like a proverbial maze that winds up with a pretty fruitless ending. This song is like if you took a funk metal band and gave them an acoustic guitar and told them to write a song about love.... oh wait,","date_published":"2021-10-22T00:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/9fb87f25-ccf3-42e8-b8b5-e44632ff3291.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":72699284,"duration_in_seconds":2583}]},{"id":"5ab60cdc-6d25-4a37-b5b0-072332d02783","title":"44 - One Way Or Another","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/onewayoranother","content_text":"Seth and Marc come at you with a double banger! Do you know what the words are? AND do you know why they were written? Debbie and a band full of people that aren't blonde are taking you through an 80's power pop stalk fest that changes POV back and forth to get you nice and confused. ","content_html":"Seth and Marc come at you with a double banger! Do you know what the words are? AND do you know why they were written? Debbie and a band full of people that aren't blonde are taking you through an 80's power pop stalk fest that changes POV back and forth to get you nice and confused.
","summary":"Seth and Marc come at you with a double banger! Do you know what the words are? AND do you know why they were written? Debbie and a band full of people that aren't blonde are taking you through an 70's-80's power pop stalk fest that changes POV back and forth to get you nice and confused. ","date_published":"2021-10-14T23:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/5ab60cdc-6d25-4a37-b5b0-072332d02783.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":86329392,"duration_in_seconds":3070}]},{"id":"34288f3f-3432-4be3-8275-52454753afff","title":"43 - The Chair","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/thechair","content_text":"Seth feels his oats as he and Marc take on some chart-topping 80's country. The Chair is about as close as you get to a choose-your-own-adventure awkward pick up situation. The music video is basically POV porn with everything except the porn. The whole thing is bumbling and the \"reveal\" is the biggest let down since Titanic. Strait trash.","content_html":"Seth feels his oats as he and Marc take on some chart-topping 80's country. The Chair is about as close as you get to a choose-your-own-adventure awkward pick up situation. The music video is basically POV porn with everything except the porn. The whole thing is bumbling and the "reveal" is the biggest let down since Titanic. Strait trash.
","summary":"Seth feels his oats as he and Marc take on some chart-topping 80's country. The Chair is about as close as you get to a choose-your-own-adventure awkward pick up situation. The music video is basically POV porn with everything except the porn. The whole thing is bumbling and the \"reveal\" is the biggest let down since Titanic. Strait trash.","date_published":"2021-10-08T00:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/34288f3f-3432-4be3-8275-52454753afff.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":95585886,"duration_in_seconds":2380}]},{"id":"d4ee3cf0-325c-483a-b42e-fafba59af395","title":"42 - My Sharona","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/mysharona","content_text":"Oohhhhh my little creepy one, my gross-ass one. Marc and Seth peel back the 80's power-pop shine of The Knack's 1979 hit My Sharona. It's catchy, it's got a great beat, and it tells the real story about a guy relentlessly pursuing a girl 8 years younger than him while both people are in relationships until she caves and dates you. MY YI YI YI YI WOOO!","content_html":"Oohhhhh my little creepy one, my gross-ass one. Marc and Seth peel back the 80's power-pop shine of The Knack's 1979 hit My Sharona. It's catchy, it's got a great beat, and it tells the real story about a guy relentlessly pursuing a girl 8 years younger than him while both people are in relationships until she caves and dates you. MY YI YI YI YI WOOO!
","summary":"Oohhhhh my little creepy one, my gross-ass one. Marc and Seth peel back the 80's power-pop shine of The Knack's 1979 hit My Sharona. It's catchy, it's got a great beat, and it tells the real story about a guy relentlessly pursuing a girl 8 years younger than him while both people are in relationships until she caves and dates you. MY YI YI YI YI WOOO!","date_published":"2021-10-01T00:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/d4ee3cf0-325c-483a-b42e-fafba59af395.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":85460855,"duration_in_seconds":2127}]},{"id":"4dcdc963-1dd7-4fdd-a321-82cc6558f350","title":"41 - The Warrior","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/thewarrior","content_text":"Seth and Marc crawl into the sordid world of a terrible Cats remake music video and a song that is completely lacking in direction. Who is the titular Warrior? I guess the woman that isn't having the issues? Who's the hunter? Who's the game? What's a stereo jungle child? What the fuck is going on?","content_html":"Seth and Marc crawl into the sordid world of a terrible Cats remake music video and a song that is completely lacking in direction. Who is the titular Warrior? I guess the woman that isn't having the issues? Who's the hunter? Who's the game? What's a stereo jungle child? What the fuck is going on?
","summary":"Seth and Marc crawl into the sordid world of a terrible Cats remake music video and a song that is completely lacking in direction. Who is the titular Warrior? I guess the woman that isn't having the issues? Who's the hunter? Who's the game? What the fuck is going on?","date_published":"2021-09-24T00:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/4dcdc963-1dd7-4fdd-a321-82cc6558f350.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":65587467,"duration_in_seconds":2329}]},{"id":"76f566ae-cdcc-4ee8-93b2-49360571201b","title":"40 - Legs","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/legs","content_text":"Marc and Seth work through lyrics that read like a lost paragraph from the point of view of a sexually charged Benjy from The Sound And The Fury. It starts off just kind of weird and starts to sound like someone who doesn't know what underwear are like and gets pretty confusing with who's singing to who.","content_html":"Marc and Seth work through lyrics that read like a lost paragraph from the point of view of a sexually charged Benjy from The Sound And The Fury. It starts off just kind of weird and starts to sound like someone who doesn't know what underwear are like and gets pretty confusing with who's singing to who.
","summary":"Marc and Seth work through lyrics that read like a lost paragraph from the point of view of a sexually charged Benjy from The Sound And The Fury. It starts off just kind of weird and starts to sound like someone who doesn't know what underwear are like and gets pretty confusing with who's singing to who.","date_published":"2021-09-17T00:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/76f566ae-cdcc-4ee8-93b2-49360571201b.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":89138766,"duration_in_seconds":3170}]},{"id":"6ca8aeb8-5889-4e6d-a48e-267b019e648f","title":"39 - Hungry Like The Wolf","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/hungrylikethewolf","content_text":"Seth and Marc sift through the Stalkers Guide as written by Simon LeBon and Company with the song Hungry Like The Wolf. And they enlist the talents of Andrew Bernard to figure out some of what the hell is going on. Absolutely a banger musically but high on the creep factor. Special Guest: Andrew Bernard.","content_html":"Seth and Marc sift through the Stalkers Guide as written by Simon LeBon and Company with the song Hungry Like The Wolf. And they enlist the talents of Andrew Bernard to figure out some of what the hell is going on. Absolutely a banger musically but high on the creep factor.
Special Guest: Andrew Bernard.
","summary":"Seth and Marc sift through the Stalkers Guide as written by Simon LeBon and Company with the song Hungry Like The Wolf. And they enlist the talents of Andrew Bernard to figure out some of what the hell is going on. Absolutely a banger musically but high on the creep factor. ","date_published":"2021-09-10T00:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/6ca8aeb8-5889-4e6d-a48e-267b019e648f.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":69347915,"duration_in_seconds":2476}]},{"id":"d33eaf7a-ce9c-4ac1-8334-c2108d85b6cd","title":"38 - Cradle Of Love","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/cradleoflove","content_text":"YEEAOOOWWW ROWROR! According to Mr. Idol, it's time to do a bunch of stuff with a cradle. Seth and Marc do the dirty job of tearing this disjointed mess apart but when it comes down to it, all we really know is Billy wants to fuck a \"little child bride\" and we think it's gross. And please... no one look at Seth's search history,","content_html":"YEEAOOOWWW ROWROR! According to Mr. Idol, it's time to do a bunch of stuff with a cradle. Seth and Marc do the dirty job of tearing this disjointed mess apart but when it comes down to it, all we really know is Billy wants to fuck a "little child bride" and we think it's gross. And please... no one look at Seth's search history,
","summary":"YEEAOOOWWW ROWROR! According to Mr. Idol, it's time to do a bunch of stuff with a cradle. Seth and Marc do the dirty job of tearing this disjointed mess apart but when it comes down to it, all we really know is Billy wants to fuck a \"little child bride\" and we think it's gross. And please... no one look at Seth's search history,","date_published":"2021-09-03T00:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/d33eaf7a-ce9c-4ac1-8334-c2108d85b6cd.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":88852887,"duration_in_seconds":3160}]},{"id":"96aa18f0-dc90-4758-b880-7082fefcd6a3","title":"37 - Owner Of A Lonely Heart","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/owner","content_text":"Move yourself! Seth and Marc tackle a beloved band from their musical pasts and great punchline to many Abbott-and-Costello-esque joke routines; Yes. Unfortunately, this ain't no Roundabout... this is their foray into 80's music and bipolar motivational speaking.","content_html":"Move yourself! Seth and Marc tackle a beloved band from their musical pasts and great punchline to many Abbott-and-Costello-esque joke routines; Yes. Unfortunately, this ain't no Roundabout... this is their foray into 80's music and bipolar motivational speaking.
","summary":"Move yourself! Seth and Marc tackle a beloved band from their musical pasts and great punchline to many Abbott-and-Costello-esque joke routines; Yes. Unfortunately, this ain't no Roundabout... this is their foray into 80's music and bipolar motivational speaking.","date_published":"2021-08-27T00:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/96aa18f0-dc90-4758-b880-7082fefcd6a3.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":69989367,"duration_in_seconds":2901}]},{"id":"e1f79d50-ea78-4144-b53c-f6f7dae71c39","title":"36 - Slide","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/slide","content_text":"Marc and Seth are collecting all of the pieces of nothing that fall... whatever that's supposed to mean. Listen to the unveiling of what this song is really about if you've ever just thought it was something to sing to your significant other. ","content_html":"Marc and Seth are collecting all of the pieces of nothing that fall... whatever that's supposed to mean. Listen to the unveiling of what this song is really about if you've ever just thought it was something to sing to your significant other.
","summary":" Marc and Seth are collecting all of the pieces of nothing that fall... whatever that's supposed to mean. Listen to the unveiling of what this song is really about if you've ever just thought it was something to sing to your significant other. ","date_published":"2021-08-19T23:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/e1f79d50-ea78-4144-b53c-f6f7dae71c39.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":46629010,"duration_in_seconds":2331}]},{"id":"a84e9c03-e052-4e78-b6ad-42c6232575e7","title":"35 - Ice Ice Baby","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/iceicebaby","content_text":"Take heed! Lyrical \"poet\" Rob Van Winkle's 1990 hit Ice Ice Baby gets a good once over courtesy of Marc and Seth. Clunky lines, terrible idioms, and false bravado abound! Hear a setp by step breakdown of the song that catapulted White People into rap experts.","content_html":"Take heed! Lyrical "poet" Rob Van Winkle's 1990 hit Ice Ice Baby gets a good once over courtesy of Marc and Seth. Clunky lines, terrible idioms, and false bravado abound! Hear a setp by step breakdown of the song that catapulted White People into rap experts.
","summary":"Take heed! Lyrical \"poet\" Rob Van Winkle's 1990 hit Ice Ice Baby gets a good once over courtesy of Marc and Seth. Clunky lines, terrible idioms, and false bravado abound! Hear a setp by step breakdown of the song that catapulted White People into rap experts.","date_published":"2021-08-12T23:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/a84e9c03-e052-4e78-b6ad-42c6232575e7.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":68259044,"duration_in_seconds":3394}]},{"id":"d5c0d41d-0e52-4c91-b720-557c37a69828","title":"34 - Girls And Boys","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/girlsandboys","content_text":"What's that terrible smell? Ahhh yes. It's the stench of Good Charlotte lyrics. Marc and Seth look as deeply as one can into the shallow pool of misogyny and confused message that is Girls And Boys. Take a trip with them and try to figure out what the hell is going on.","content_html":"What's that terrible smell? Ahhh yes. It's the stench of Good Charlotte lyrics. Marc and Seth look as deeply as one can into the shallow pool of misogyny and confused message that is Girls And Boys. Take a trip with them and try to figure out what the hell is going on.
","summary":"What's that terrible smell? Ahhh yes. It's the stench of Good Charlotte lyrics. Marc and Seth look as deeply as one can into the shallow pool of misogyny and confused message that is Girls And Boys. Take a trip with them and try to figure out what the hell is going on.","date_published":"2021-08-05T23:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/d5c0d41d-0e52-4c91-b720-557c37a69828.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":91249810,"duration_in_seconds":2281}]},{"id":"0da795c8-fd81-411b-8ddc-3b2c232bbd37","title":"33 - Crash Into Me","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/crashintome","content_text":"We're gonna go back to the days of the mid-late 90's when puka shell necklaces and kegstands were all rage... Also in the national zeitgeist at the time? Being a fucking peeping tom with abandonment issues, apparently. Topped off with a nursery rhyme! Dave Matthews and his band of talented misfits unleashed this anthem for stalkers onto a mostly unknowing crowd. We can stay silent no longer.","content_html":"We're gonna go back to the days of the mid-late 90's when puka shell necklaces and kegstands were all rage... Also in the national zeitgeist at the time? Being a fucking peeping tom with abandonment issues, apparently. Topped off with a nursery rhyme! Dave Matthews and his band of talented misfits unleashed this anthem for stalkers onto a mostly unknowing crowd. We can stay silent no longer.
","summary":"We're gonna go back to the days of the mid-late 90's when puka shell necklaces and kegstands were all rage... Also in the national zeitgeist at the time? Being a fucking peeping tom with abandonment issues, apparently. Topped off with a nursery rhyme! Dave Matthews and his band of talented misfits unleashed this anthem for stalkers unto a mostly unknowing crowd. We can stay silent no longer.","date_published":"2021-07-30T00:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/0da795c8-fd81-411b-8ddc-3b2c232bbd37.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":59075819,"duration_in_seconds":2446}]},{"id":"4f73d89e-1e74-4244-a33a-956d0e6650e0","title":"32 - Escape (The Pina Colada Song)","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/escape","content_text":"Pull up a beach chair, some personal ads, and a fruity drink! Seth and Marc bring to light the true story behind the sing along that probably caused the Jonestown Massacre. We learn that Rupert Holmes doesn't know how personal ads (or marriages) work and what really happens to the famous couple.","content_html":"Pull up a beach chair, some personal ads, and a fruity drink! Seth and Marc bring to light the true story behind the sing along that probably caused the Jonestown Massacre. We learn that Rupert Holmes doesn't know how personal ads (or marriages) work and what really happens to the famous couple.
","summary":"Pull up a beach chair, some personal ads, and a fruity drink! Seth and Marc bring to light the true story behind the sing along that probably caused the Jonestown Massacre. We learn that Rupert Holmes doesn't know how personal ads (or marriages) work and what really happens to the famous couple.","date_published":"2021-07-23T00:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/4f73d89e-1e74-4244-a33a-956d0e6650e0.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":66085432,"duration_in_seconds":2738}]},{"id":"0a74c482-6cf7-4fc0-877e-bce36d4b3194","title":"31 - As Good As I Once Was","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/asgoodasioncewas","content_text":"Break out your Stetson and some Wranglers and bind and gag Toby Keith! Marc and Seth tackle a real Southern anthem to incestuous threesomes and bailing your buddy out of shitty situations he chose to get himself into.... all tied together by one of the clunkiest attempts at a tagline ever. Fun!","content_html":"Break out your Stetson and some Wranglers and bind and gag Toby Keith! Marc and Seth tackle a real Southern anthem to incestuous threesomes and bailing your buddy out of shitty situations he chose to get himself into.... all tied together by one of the clunkiest attempts at a tagline ever. Fun!
","summary":"Break out your Stetson and some Wranglers and bind and gag Toby Keith! Marc and Seth tackle a real Southern anthem to incestuous threesomes and bailing your buddy out of shitty situations he chose to get himself into.... all tied together by one of the clunkiest attempts at a tagline ever. Fun!","date_published":"2021-07-15T22:45:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/0a74c482-6cf7-4fc0-877e-bce36d4b3194.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":91645547,"duration_in_seconds":2282}]},{"id":"adeffb7a-52c8-48b5-9760-1d3bc6e6af0d","title":"30 - Butterfly","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/butterfly","content_text":"A supersized episode for a supersized piece of shit song! Marc and Seth recruit real Crazy Town professional Elyse in to help figure out what the fuck this song is. About as romantic as school bus crash, Shifty Shellshock and Epic Mazur pen this shitty poetry to some very unlucky women who would probably rather their eyes eaten out by rats. Special Guest: Elyse Maher.","content_html":"A supersized episode for a supersized piece of shit song! Marc and Seth recruit real Crazy Town professional Elyse in to help figure out what the fuck this song is. About as romantic as school bus crash, Shifty Shellshock and Epic Mazur pen this shitty poetry to some very unlucky women who would probably rather their eyes eaten out by rats.
Special Guest: Elyse Maher.
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Special Guest: John Cappozzo.
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","summary":"Seth and Marc listen to Brandon Boyd and Co. make a mountain out of a molehill. Make no mistake about it... 23 was a rough age for the singer-cum-sex icon. But so bad that he was on the verge of exploding? We hardly think so.","date_published":"2021-06-11T00:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/5a1b99e1-8d93-4c6e-82cf-833f1369b3a0.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":86804331,"duration_in_seconds":2160}]},{"id":"7e37a7d4-5fd3-40f7-b19b-33482680c328","title":"25 - Funky Cold Medina","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/funkycoldmedina","content_text":"Seth and Marc put on some thick gold chains and bust it b-boy style with one of the strangest pro-date/pro-bestiality/pro-transphobic songs of all time. Every verse gets stranger culminating in what finally makes him hang up his concoction... the threat of marriage! ","content_html":"Seth and Marc put on some thick gold chains and bust it b-boy style with one of the strangest pro-date/pro-bestiality/pro-transphobic songs of all time. Every verse gets stranger culminating in what finally makes him hang up his concoction... the threat of marriage!
","summary":"Seth and Marc put on some thick gold chains and bust it b-boy style with one of the strangest pro-date/pro-bestiality/pro-transphobic songs of all time. Every verse gets stranger culminating in what finally makes him hang up his concoction... the threat of marriage! ","date_published":"2021-06-04T00:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/7e37a7d4-5fd3-40f7-b19b-33482680c328.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":98412203,"duration_in_seconds":2398}]},{"id":"9ffbab7a-03e3-46c6-a4ae-be1daa136e1d","title":"24 - Africa","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/africa","content_text":"Seth and Marc do that cool thing where someone clears off the table with a big swipe and unfurl a large map of the Motherland Of Humanity: Africa! Unfortunately, it was written by some dorky white musical prodigies who only knew the continent from Nat Geo and commercials. A failed love plot briefly mentioned, \"mystical lyrics\" by way of bad poetry, and geographical errors. We're here for it.","content_html":"Seth and Marc do that cool thing where someone clears off the table with a big swipe and unfurl a large map of the Motherland Of Humanity: Africa! Unfortunately, it was written by some dorky white musical prodigies who only knew the continent from Nat Geo and commercials. A failed love plot briefly mentioned, "mystical lyrics" by way of bad poetry, and geographical errors. We're here for it.
","summary":"Seth and Marc do that cool thing where someone clears off the table with a big swipe and unfurl a large map of the Motherland Of Humanity: Africa! Unfortunately, it was written by some dorky white musical prodigies who only knew the continent from Nat Geo and commercials. A failed love plot briefly mentioned, \"mystical lyrics\" by way of bad poetry, and geographical errors. We're here for it.","date_published":"2021-05-28T00:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/9ffbab7a-03e3-46c6-a4ae-be1daa136e1d.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":95085469,"duration_in_seconds":2367}]},{"id":"7ba3572c-ca6d-4d3f-8e2a-199462b761d8","title":"23 - Tonight's The Night (Gonna Be Alright)","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/tonightsthenight","content_text":"","content_html":"","summary":"","date_published":"2021-05-21T00:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/7ba3572c-ca6d-4d3f-8e2a-199462b761d8.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":54209935,"duration_in_seconds":2692}]},{"id":"4a72023b-fa28-4591-8f78-23c98a91851d","title":"22 - Take A Chance On Me","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/takeachanceonme","content_text":"Seth and Marc take a swan dive into the pathetic and increasingly rabid lyrics of Take A Chance On Me. Even the beautiful members of ABBA are sometimes on the non-receiving end of unrequited love and according to these words, they don't deal with it very well. It starts of sad and quickly gets pretty creepy.","content_html":"Seth and Marc take a swan dive into the pathetic and increasingly rabid lyrics of Take A Chance On Me. Even the beautiful members of ABBA are sometimes on the non-receiving end of unrequited love and according to these words, they don't deal with it very well. It starts of sad and quickly gets pretty creepy.
","summary":"Seth and Marc take a swan dive into the pathetic and increasingly rabid lyrics of Take A Chance On Me. Even the beautiful members of ABBA are sometimes on the non-receiving end of unrequited love and according to these words, they don't deal with it very well. It starts of sad and quickly gets pretty creepy.","date_published":"2021-05-14T00:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/4a72023b-fa28-4591-8f78-23c98a91851d.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":86203738,"duration_in_seconds":2145}]},{"id":"3379779b-d79b-417e-a914-adb97c0799e4","title":"21 - Girl Watcher","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/girlwatcher","content_text":"Seth and Marc are hopping into the Creep Delorean with Nice Guy's owner Greg Gebhard and saved a seat for you! Take a trip in the wayyyyyback machine... back to a time where a man could openly write a song about stalking women and probably jerking off in some nicely trimmed hedges. This song gets worse and worse as it goes on which is a special kind of hell and leaves you wondering where the story goes. Special Guest: Greg Gebhard.","content_html":"Seth and Marc are hopping into the Creep Delorean with Nice Guy's owner Greg Gebhard and saved a seat for you! Take a trip in the wayyyyyback machine... back to a time where a man could openly write a song about stalking women and probably jerking off in some nicely trimmed hedges. This song gets worse and worse as it goes on which is a special kind of hell and leaves you wondering where the story goes.
Special Guest: Greg Gebhard.
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","summary":"It's Bush 2: Electric Bugaloo! Seth and Marc listen to some more this-or-that bullshit from Mr. Rossdale from a song that is allegedly about \"feeling encumbered by life and overtaken by life and dwarfed by life\" but also be about sweet, sweet methamphetamine. I KEELL!","date_published":"2021-04-30T00:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/164c4a44-3198-4efa-ace2-8523e0b0b530.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":69051998,"duration_in_seconds":1726}]},{"id":"d84132f6-d43b-42da-ac5f-2e27b925e06f","title":"19 - Glycerine","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/glycerine","content_text":"Sometimes I'm Marc, sometimes you're Seth. Now I'm talking, always I'm silent. Bush sucks, Bush isn't good. Listen to Seth and Marc marvel at the tangled web of dichotomies that Gavin Rossdale weaves together like some kind of 7th grade spider. ","content_html":"Sometimes I'm Marc, sometimes you're Seth. Now I'm talking, always I'm silent. Bush sucks, Bush isn't good. Listen to Seth and Marc marvel at the tangled web of dichotomies that Gavin Rossdale weaves together like some kind of 7th grade spider.
","summary":"Sometimes I'm Marc, sometimes you're Seth. Now I'm talking, always I'm silent. Bush sucks, Bush isn't good. Listen to Seth and Marc marvel at the tangled web of dichotomies that Gavin Rossdale weaves together like some kind of 7th grade spider. ","date_published":"2021-04-23T00:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/d84132f6-d43b-42da-ac5f-2e27b925e06f.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":90869029,"duration_in_seconds":2262}]},{"id":"6d586ddf-6440-42bf-9945-12858ab84208","title":"18 - Sugar, We're Going Down","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/sugarweregoingdown","content_text":"Seth and Marc hide out in the closet with Pete Wentz & Co. for the whiny rock anthem of the Aughts. Clumsy metaphors are abound in this wannabe-gotcha \"emo\" song that is unfortunately too catchy than it has any right to be.","content_html":"Seth and Marc hide out in the closet with Pete Wentz & Co. for the whiny rock anthem of the Aughts. Clumsy metaphors are abound in this wannabe-gotcha "emo" song that is unfortunately too catchy than it has any right to be.
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Special Guest: Matt Ford.
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","summary":"Despite owning up to the fact that they might be nice and even a tad talented, Seth and Marc take great joy in tearing apart Nickelback... specifically the schlock that is the hit song Rockstar. Overly-excited lyrics about anorexia nervosa, drug use that sounds like it would kill a small elephant, and an unhealthy addiction to all things Playboy as well as a comparison to Elvis? Get out of here.","date_published":"2021-03-19T02:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/cc2d7d58-6271-4174-bbf2-a1be7a9ef876.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":80881214,"duration_in_seconds":2809}]},{"id":"78827244-b4b6-44a5-a830-aedbd7fcf141","title":"13 - Dance Hall Days","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/dancehalldays","content_text":"Marc and Seth dive deep into the mind of the Patrick Bateman-esque singer of Wang Hung (not Hung Chung.) Join them on their nostalgic trip down memory lane back when you could grab your lady by whatever you wanted to and try to manipulate her by using her \"darkest fears\" against her through the power of suggestion.","content_html":"Marc and Seth dive deep into the mind of the Patrick Bateman-esque singer of Wang Hung (not Hung Chung.) Join them on their nostalgic trip down memory lane back when you could grab your lady by whatever you wanted to and try to manipulate her by using her "darkest fears" against her through the power of suggestion.
","summary":"Marc and Seth dive deep into the mind of the Patrick Bateman-esque singer of Wang Hung (not Hung Chung.) Join them on their nostalgic trip down memory lane back when you could grab your lady by whatever you wanted to and try to manipulate her by using her \"darkest fears\" against her through the power of suggestion.","date_published":"2021-03-12T00:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/6db57716-f60e-4f8b-914b-b40b792a2363/78827244-b4b6-44a5-a830-aedbd7fcf141.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":88554756,"duration_in_seconds":2204}]},{"id":"0b7541fd-432d-40ee-83df-7fdf4ab5d135","title":"12 - Come With Me","url":"https://lyricstogo.fireside.fm/comewithme","content_text":"Seth and Marc welcome their first guest; Co-host of the Know Nonsense Trivia Podcast Lee Bretschneider! Together, we discuss the atrocious Puff Daddy song replete with Godzilla screams and the worst Robert Plant impression on record.Special Guest: Lee Bretschneider.","content_html":"Seth and Marc welcome their first guest; Co-host of the Know Nonsense Trivia Podcast Lee Bretschneider! Together, we discuss the atrocious Puff Daddy song replete with Godzilla screams and the worst Robert Plant impression on record.
Special Guest: Lee Bretschneider.
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